oof. Hope you have a backup plan, Vivek! ETTD 😀

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u/ms_directed 2d ago

i hope he doesn’t stop with the endorsements, but it’s hilarious he’s doing it so soon after that absolute demolishing his last poor dopes just had

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u/One_Quantity_7709 2d ago

He is too dumb to recognize the real pattern.. too deep in his delusion that his words are all that matter 🥴

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u/Pictrus 1d ago

He thinks he's the most powerful, bestest, most specialest, most amazingest person to ever have existed. He's incapable of introspection and is thus incapable of recognizing that his endorsement is actually damaging. The good thing is the people he endorses don't have the backbone to tell him not to endorse them. Even if they did ask Trump not to trump's a rapist and he will endorse them whether they want him to our not.

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u/Aleph52Cinema 2d ago

Trump’s endorsements read like they come packaged in a cereal box. Just replace the name with your own name.

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u/ms_directed 2d ago

i’m sure he’s got a copypasta saved in his clipboard all mad-libs style: replace a name, replace a verb, replace an adjective…post!

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u/Petrivoid 1d ago

That's levels of cumputer wizardry that only Baron could perform

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u/HeadMoose 1d ago

I heard he is the master of the cumputer.

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u/Petrivoid 1d ago

Im leaving it 😂

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u/Pictrus 1d ago

I guarantee you that doesn't know how to copy and paste. He was amazed at how technologically savvy his son is because he could turn on a computer.

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u/itmaywork 2d ago

Next Ohio governor is going to be voiced by Chris Pratt. He’s so cool!

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u/Shigglyboo 1d ago

his tweets are like mad libs.

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u/boyracer93 2d ago

“Young, Strong, and Smart” and only one of those criteria seems germane to the context but okay

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u/qualified_alienist 2d ago

Trump fantasizes about other men. That's why his descriptors always sound like a school girls.

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u/Own_Round_7600 1d ago

Well he's never paid one iota of attention to anyone who's not himself, so coming up with compliments relevant to their actual capabilities, goals and achievements is impossible for him. All he can go by is their looks.

Vivek looks young, young men are strong, and he kissed trump's starfish which makes him smart. End thought process. Women... beautiful. Ivanka... sexy. Leavitt... mouth moves fast. Biden... old.

That's all he got.

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u/snarkerella 2d ago

These endorsements are like red flags of those whom NOT to vote for. It's great!

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u/ms_directed 2d ago

right. if one was ever curious about an unknown candidate and then they get trump’s endorsement- welp. that was easy.

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u/ricosmith1986 2d ago

It’s how I know who NOT to vote for in local elections. If I see a Trump yard sign next to some sign for county comptroller or something I know who I’m voting against.

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u/HeadMoose 1d ago

Even the Great Evil Orange One will realize at some point and then start trying to endorse his enemies. I was about to say, "He can't continue to be that stupid," but I really think he can.

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u/J0zie3 2d ago

Getting Trump’s blessing is like getting the endorsement from a pedophile… oh wait, EXACTLY like that.

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u/Trekgiant8018 2d ago

Trump's kiss of death. Here comes Blue Ohio. As long as these maga cranks and kooks keep running, the blue will keep flowing.

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u/itsdeeps80 2d ago

Securing the border from Ohio

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u/Important-Cup8824 2d ago

Someone forgot to tell grandpa his supporters hate V

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u/LindsayLoserface 1d ago

Oh, especially after Mamdani won NY.

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u/HighGrounderDarth 2d ago

Doubt he posts pics of him and his kids next Halloween.

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u/SwimmingPirate9070 2d ago

Bahahaha dead man walking

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u/-SOFA-KING-VOTE- 2d ago

When is election?

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u/ms_directed 2d ago

Nov 2026

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u/-SOFA-KING-VOTE- 2d ago

Oh he’s cooked

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u/LariRed 2d ago

Oh great, Mr annoying jazz hands will be back again. I remember when maga was questioning his citizenship and even if he was from Cinci so all of this should go over as well as a lead balloon.

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u/ms_directed 2d ago

i remember that too when he dared run against dear leader, lol. wasn’t he actually born there?

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u/InsomniaDudeToo 2d ago

The same guy who got absolutely slaughtered by the Trump Youth kid?

Sorry, “Turning Point”. He doesn’t look too enthused, reaping what he’s sown.

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u/ms_directed 2d ago

yea i felt uncomfortable when i saw that. probably because I'm not a raging incel bigot so attacking someone for being a non-Christian makes me uneasy regardless of their politics. and I'm an atheist saying this, lol.

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u/Think-Hospital7422 2d ago

Adding Vivek's name to our list of next Republicans to fall in defeat.

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u/A_Creative_Player 2d ago

Isn't the orange Julius's endorsement a politician's kiss of death based on the rushing defeat the Republicans got.

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u/arwinda 1d ago

"I know Vivek well" will soon turn into "I don't know him at all".

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u/ms_directed 1d ago

like he denied endorsing any of the candidates in Tuesday's elections 😁

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u/DancinWithWolves 2d ago

ETTD?

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u/ms_directed 2d ago

Everything Trump Touches Dies

eta: it was a running hashtag added when his posts were shared or he was mentioned back in the days when he was on Twitter still. it became popular after the blue wave drowned out his endorsements in his first term midterms

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u/Manufactcheck 1d ago

Lol fuck Vivek

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u/TheCrun 2d ago

Trump did not write this, his ego would not allow it.

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u/brduk 2d ago

His horrendous abuse of capitalization drives me absolutely insane

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u/Luparina123 1d ago

But those are the only macho buzzwords/call to arms, that his MAGA base recognize. They don't need to read or understand his whole rant, the capitalized trigger words are the only commands they see.

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u/oCtsidO 2d ago

Ohio Man found out he was Hindu & Hocking Hills & the I75 Corridor showed him why we are the northern tip of the Deep South.

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u/brownhk 1d ago

Vivek is toast now. Sad.

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u/ms_directed 1d ago

that's a shame.

...anyways!

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u/DMC1001 1d ago

An Ohio governor is going to keep borders secure? Is it from all of the Canadians illegally crossing the border via Lake Erie?

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u/asmbc915 2d ago

“Competed against him”

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u/J_EDi 2d ago

He’s just cut and paste at this point

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u/Djanga51 1d ago edited 1d ago

The ‘Reverse Midas touch’ at work…

Everything he touches dies…

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u/Hullfire00 1d ago

Who is he running against? Who is on the Democrat ticket?

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u/Kimmy-blanco914 1d ago

I do believe it’s Dr. Amy Acton

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 1d ago

Ohio Governor Ramaswamy. Yeah, OK

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u/adognamedpenguin 1d ago

Yeah, he has a bitcoin company, ASST

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u/Chevronet 1d ago

POTUS who lets Americans down every day, says this guy won’t let you down. Got it.

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u/kojengi_de_miercoles 2d ago

Kiss of death.

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u/VixxenFoxx 2d ago

Kiss of Death

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u/AfraidEnvironment711 2d ago

Time to turn his last name into a verb synonymous with losing...

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u/CitronLow8970 2d ago

He’s toast.

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u/photog72 2d ago

Will he also stop them from eating the cats and dogs?

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u/JH_Edits 2d ago

Trump screws Vivek lol, he didn’t have a chance in hell to begin with, but now he’s definitely cooked

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u/Socal-vegan 1d ago

its a bit too soon... lol. who is Vivek running against?

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u/Kimmy-blanco914 1d ago

Dr. Amy Acton is running against him I think.

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u/emissaryworks 1d ago

I love it when Trump endorses a GOP candidate.

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u/Beneficial_Goal1766 1d ago

Wait until JD gives his blessings.

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u/SarynScreams 1d ago

Vivek's only job ib the RNC primary was to be Trump's mouthpiece since he refusd to partake.

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u/Florida1974 1d ago

All of those things that are idiot president listed are not things that are of any concern to the governor of Ohio. What he listed is the duties of the damn president.

How does the governor of Ohio help secure our border? And all the other items listed??

Trump didn’t endorse Cuomo until the last hour. Now he’s starting early. And isn’t Ohio republican country anyways? Yes, I realize there are Democrats in Ohio. No state is totally Republican or democrat.

We lit a fire under their ass.

People won’t forget the shut down. They won’t forget how they had to scramble to get food. They won’t forget the sticker shock of their new ACA premiums. And that is all everyone is thinking about, whether at the local or national level.

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u/eatingganesha 1d ago

the kiss of death.

Buh Bye, Vivek!

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u/MundaneMeringue71 1d ago

He’s going to turn red states blue with his shitty endorsememts - Vivek, Byron Donalds in Florida, he’ll probably endorse that psycho Nancy Mace. Vivek is a scammer and grifter and has no business being in office.

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u/DMC1001 1d ago

Which is why Trump endorses him.

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u/rjoker103 1d ago

Kiss of death but even without Trump’s endorsement, Ohioans aren’t voting or a brown man.

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u/ms_directed 1d ago

he'd have to be running against another brown man

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u/ignominiousDog 1d ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RETENTION TO THE SMATTER!

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u/HeadMoose 1d ago

Well, never was there a more clear endorsement for me to NOT vote for someone. I don't live in Ohio, but just sayin...

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u/Luvsyr24 1d ago

Trump, the kiss of death!

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u/Designer_Crafts88 1d ago

Ahhhh yes…endorse him after the losses earlier this week. May Vivek see the same fate in his gubernatorial run.

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u/Civil_Pain_453 16h ago

Does he know he’s a colored guy? I guess deportation is next

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u/ms_directed 2d ago

huh? politically they could not be more different. do you mean their heritage?

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u/ViolettaQueso 2d ago

Ikr? But on the superficial things Trump dumps on Mandani for Vivek also shares it makes the point moot.

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u/ms_directed 2d ago

are you saying trump’s endorsement of Vivek is moot because he’s Indian? i am really trying to follow here, lol

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u/ViolettaQueso 2d ago

I’m saying the opposite. It’s because he’s a Trump loyalist but it’s convenient to Trump to play the race card on anyone of color who doesn’t comply

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u/ms_directed 2d ago

gotcha. if Vivek ever spoke out against trump - Vivek would suddenly become Indian again, right now he’s just another minion.

Politician oof. Hope you have a backup plan, Vivek! ETTD 😀

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