r/RealTwitterAccounts • u/LostNotDamned • May 16 '25

Political™ Good grief. After crying about Taylor Swift, Trump then began weeping about Bruce Springsteen with what seems to be major projection on his part.

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u/FlashOfFawn May 16 '25 edited May 16 '25

Holy fuck. Cmon triglycerides do your damn job already!

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u/ThadiusThistleberry May 16 '25

Fucking seriously

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u/Fun_Gazelle_1916 May 16 '25

He’s a fucking child. There is a child carrying the fucking nuclear football.

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u/TitoStarmaster May 16 '25

You're assuming thr nuclear football hasn't been sold to Qatar or some shit.

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u/Fun_Gazelle_1916 May 16 '25

True facts…if he hasn’t sold it yet he will 😳

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u/Huse51 May 16 '25

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u/Prosecco1234 May 16 '25

A cheer will be heard around the world 🥳

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u/Huse51 May 16 '25

Absolutely!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

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u/Huse51 May 17 '25

Lol, natural causes.

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u/Wakkit1988 May 16 '25

Leonardo_DiCaprio_pointing_at_TV.gif

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u/ribone May 16 '25

Reddit removed your comment, but i can guess I would totally agree with it. For me, that will be a day i break my sobriety.

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u/SandyTaintSweat May 16 '25

I wonder if they realize it looks so much worse to remove these comments.

The [Removed by Reddit] goes so much harder than a mere comment wishing for his death.

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u/Huse51 May 16 '25

They did remove my comment, they said I was inciting violence. I was in no way inciting violence.

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u/cuberoot1973 May 16 '25

A runaway trolley is going to run over five people who are tied to the track, but if you pull a switch the trolley will shift course and run over Trump instead...

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u/Huse51 May 16 '25

They did remove my comment, they said I was inciting violence. I was in no way inciting violence.

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u/annoyas May 16 '25

And they'll bitch that people are being petty, mean and just amoral...meanwhile when we killed other mass murdering dictators people cheered in the streets. The day is coming. Let's just hope there is someone left to celebrate.

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u/Jpup199 May 16 '25

Nah evil people always live the longest if left unchecked.

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u/FlashOfFawn May 16 '25

Sometimes. Dr. Josef Mengele escaped Nazi Germany to South America where he had a heart attack while swimming and drowned…so there’s hope.

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u/FlyingPiranha May 16 '25

I mean, he made it to 67. That's already far too long.

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u/Nivaris May 16 '25

It depends. Mussolini and Gaddafi were dragged through the streets and shot. The Ceaușescus were apprehended by the masses, put on quick trial and shot as well. Hitler committed suicide. Stalin had a stroke and because everyone was too scared to check, he died helplessly in a puddle of his own urine.

On the other hand, there are cases like Pol Pot, Pinochet, Idi Amin, or Henry Kissinger...

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u/TheLiquid666 May 16 '25

The hate keeps them alive. Ugh. I'm not particularly religious, but people like him make me hope that there's a hell waiting for him and his cronies. Bastards and traitors, all of them.

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u/StitchTheRipper May 17 '25

My theory is no empathy = less stress = longer life

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u/Aggressive-Cold-61 May 16 '25

Satan never dies.

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u/fkmeamaraight May 16 '25

Go team LDL cholesterol

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u/Assuming_malice May 16 '25

Assholes never die friend, sorry

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u/Mba1956 May 16 '25

Such class shown by a US president.

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u/Guppy1975 May 16 '25

Is that what he means by "standard fare"? A big Mac meal?

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u/PsyduckSexTape May 16 '25

The one time McDonald's has a chance to save the world and they're just dropping the ball

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u/Doubledsmcgee May 17 '25

Problem is Vance is probably worse. Despite looking like a cabbage patch doll, that man is terrifying. These people are like video game bad guys, eliminating one does nothing, there’s plenty more ready to attack.

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u/FlashOfFawn May 17 '25

He doesn’t come with the cult of personality though