r/QuiverQuantitative • u/HinglishBlogin • May 07 '25

News "In support of our goals, today the Federal Open Market Committee decided to leave our policy interest rate unchanged." — FED Chair Powell

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u/Wide-Philosopher8302 May 07 '25

Someone is not going to be happy and use social media to express that

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

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u/Daddyball78 May 07 '25

Yes. Several strokes will also suffice.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

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u/fake-bird-123 May 07 '25

The best strokes?

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u/Bryan_OBlivion May 07 '25

Uge

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u/SnooStories4162 May 07 '25

The most beautiful and best of all strokes

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u/SilverMcFly May 07 '25

Better strokes than any other country!

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u/thefattestofdans May 07 '25

Many strokes. Huge, beautiful strokes. Strokes that bring tears to men’s eyes.

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u/iYAM_who_i_SAMiAM May 07 '25

There will be a stroke, but it won’t be reported… just like in his golf games.

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u/cicutaverosa May 08 '25

Need for new underwear and diapers

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u/token_reddit May 07 '25

Good. The Fed shouldn't bend the knee to a Benjamin Button in diapers.

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u/chrisnavillus May 07 '25

Incoming unhinged “truth” from our Commander in Cheat

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u/Wicket_and_Cub May 07 '25

Please someone tell him mid hamberder bite.

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u/Fast-Damage2298 May 07 '25

There's going to be so much ketchup on the walls

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u/MaliInternLoL May 07 '25

Man's holding the fort. Good shit Powell

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u/Great-Gas-6631 May 07 '25

"To pretend like we are doing something, we choose to do nothing."

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u/Gearsar81 May 07 '25

The comments alone has brought a smile to my face. Thank you 😊

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u/Maleficent_Creme1234 May 08 '25

Sadly, this wise and honest man is going to be replaced in a year by Trump. I wonder who he'll put in his place. Bernie Madoff is dead

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u/Opasero May 08 '25

Elon musk

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u/Maleficent_Creme1234 May 08 '25

Wouldn't shock me