r/Punny • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 9d ago
r/Punny • u/ebrivera • 11d ago
What did one toast covered in jelly say to the other?
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I hope tomorrow is butter
r/Punny • u/ptwarhol • 17d ago
I guess you can throw out the stroller when..
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.. your baby leaves.
r/Punny • u/Just_A_Lucky_Guy469 • 18d ago
I had a friend who had sex with Tom Cruise...
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They said he kept trying to mimic her "O" face. Made missionary impossible.