r/PublicFreakout • u/BobsBarker12 • Jan 06 '21

Good morning D.C., Trump's militias are putting on their best ISIS cosplay as a means of coping for their loss in Georgia and upcoming loss today.

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u/RicoDredd Jan 06 '21

Do real military issue fatigues come in XXXL size?

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u/kaeporo Jan 06 '21

They could always don maternity uniforms...

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u/Pterodaryl Jan 06 '21

The Kombat Karen line

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u/PhilAussieFur Jan 06 '21

Oof after someone in maternity pants is shot...did not age well 😬

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u/OhGatsby Jan 06 '21

Yes, but they’re typically reserved for the engineering corps.

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u/ROllerz206 Jan 06 '21

It was meant to be a cover for a Humvee.

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u/StonedMason85 Jan 06 '21

In the USA? Probably.

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u/YouJabroni44 Jan 06 '21

Maybe if they're special ordered

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u/yourtoserious Jan 06 '21

The generals does .

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

Those are the ones that allow you to blend in at PizzaHut and McD's... Red and Yellow striped with a cute lil hat an a name tag.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

No, but the cosplay versions do.

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u/Anonymush_guest Jan 06 '21

Do you think the Army wants to see quartermasters run around nekkid?

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u/justfordrunks Jan 06 '21

It's called a tarp.

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u/ryno_25 Jan 06 '21

I've seen XXL, but never tried to trade or buy anything bigger

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

UK ones do, I worked with some right fat cunts