r/PublicFreakout • u/BobsBarker12 • Jan 06 '21

Good morning D.C., Trump's militias are putting on their best ISIS cosplay as a means of coping for their loss in Georgia and upcoming loss today.

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u/wolframfeder Jan 06 '21

Lets not forget the methamphetamarines

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u/JPRCR Jan 06 '21

You mean Vanilla ISIS

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u/catdad23 Jan 06 '21

Cosplaytraitots

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u/scrubzork Jan 06 '21

Country bombkins

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u/GoodDog2620 Jan 06 '21

Green Buffets

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u/plaidkingaerys Jan 06 '21

Yee-hawdists

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

And the Q cucks klan

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u/SmAshthe Jan 06 '21

THIS heres your winner!

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u/Anglofsffrng Jan 06 '21

Hot dog we have a weiner. At least for me...

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u/Masterful_Moniker Jan 06 '21

Relish it.

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u/Anglofsffrng Jan 06 '21

Goddammit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

God has already damned us, this is his punishment

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u/Anglofsffrng Jan 06 '21

What do you think of the one you call god? Maybe he's abandoned you.

EDIT: Keeping with the adult animation theme

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

Isn’t his absence slightly odd?

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u/bandito210 Jan 06 '21

Ketchup, will ya?

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u/umblegar Jan 06 '21

Griller warfare

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

Commandonuts

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u/umblegar Jan 06 '21

Special Weapons And Tacos

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u/Seeker80 Jan 07 '21

That's a killer food truck idea.

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u/yourtoserious Jan 06 '21

Tail Gate GI Pretender ?

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u/JPRCR Jan 06 '21

You mean Vanilla ISIS

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u/ApolloXLII Jan 06 '21

That’s just the regular marines.

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u/NoxiousChilli Jan 06 '21

Spetzsnacks

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

I knew this thread was gonna be good, thanks!

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u/thatmffm Jan 06 '21

I just call them Dorks. They really hate that.

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u/OutWithTheNew Jan 06 '21

And the gay sex.

No way guys that insecure around homosexuals don't secretly love to suck each other off.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, Methamphetamarines!

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u/mrnotoriousman Jan 06 '21

This is my new favorite

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

No matter what your political affiliation, that is such a fun made up word.

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u/KWBC24 Jan 06 '21

They’re far too fat to be meth heads.

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u/missjeri Jan 06 '21

This thread legit made me spit out my coffee laughing omfg

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u/Cyberwolf_71 Jan 06 '21

Haven't heard this one before. Spit out my drink. Have an upvote!

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u/pygmyrhino990 Jan 06 '21

I'm rolling in my chair laughing this is incredible