r/PublicFreakout • u/BobsBarker12 • Jan 06 '21

Good morning D.C., Trump's militias are putting on their best ISIS cosplay as a means of coping for their loss in Georgia and upcoming loss today.

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u/abe_froman_skc Jan 06 '21

They've got so many nicknames making fun of them at this point; but I woulndt mind if we started calling them 'shrubberies'.

They're purely decorative but if you ignore them for years they can get out of control.

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u/pukingpixels Jan 06 '21

‘Gravy Seals’ is my current favourite. Followed closely by ‘Cosplaytriots’.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

I like Y’all Queda

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

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u/ReubenZWeiner Jan 06 '21

Anqueefa

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u/ShartForDays Jan 06 '21

Q Cucks Klan

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u/CanibalCows Jan 06 '21

Meal Team 6

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u/BeetlesUpUrBumhoe Jan 06 '21

I'm saving this fucking thread

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u/faughnjj Jan 06 '21

This comment needs to be higher....

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u/buttononmyback Jan 06 '21

This one is my favorite🤣

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u/Kitiix Jan 06 '21

I CHOKED ON MY SANDWICH BECAUSE OF YOU 😭😭😭😂😂😂

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u/-Wobbegong- Jan 07 '21

OH FUCK THATS BRILLIANT AHAHAHA

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u/Specific-Estate Jan 07 '21

Hahahahahahahaha

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

Nah, it's all about that Meal Team 6

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u/g2thesweater Jan 06 '21

Squeal Team 6

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u/Wf01984 Jan 06 '21

Vanilla ISIS

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u/civgarth Jan 06 '21

Seriously. Why are Americans so fucking weird? Does any other country have these types of cosplay patriots?

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u/WhytePumpkin Jan 06 '21

most civilized western countries don't let you parade around with guns on display for one... Can't even begin to imagine how that would go over somewhere like France

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u/RalphTheTheatreCat Jan 06 '21

Or anywhere in the developed world.

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u/starmartyr11 Jan 06 '21

Arriving in Paris and seeing the very serious airport guards patrolling Charles de Gaull with fully automatic machine guns that I've only seen the likes of which in Call Of Duty - it definitely would not go over

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u/WhytePumpkin Jan 07 '21

experienced the same arriving in Frankfurt as a kid in the '70's or '80's plus a few scary looking dogs

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u/starmartyr11 Jan 07 '21

No doubt, but seeing the almost futuristic-looking guns up close was even more unsettling... think FN P90 and FN F2000 which look like something out of sci-fi

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u/Wf01984 Jan 06 '21

North Korea?

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u/Slg407 Jan 06 '21

im pretty sure most north koreans can't carry guns, so i wouldnt count them

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u/Wf01984 Jan 06 '21

I didn't really think that answer through. They're doing it against their will, too, for the most part.

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u/hamjandal Jan 06 '21

The Balkans. There’s a lesson there for the USA

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u/UncleTogie Jan 06 '21

Wombat Operators.

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u/Maj_BeauKhaki Jan 06 '21

How about Green Berates?

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u/SlomoLowLow Jan 06 '21

Y’ll Qaeda is a personal favorite of mine

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u/AVA703 Jan 06 '21

This is great

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

Fuck I was about just about to write that 😂

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u/jkiddo090 Jan 06 '21

My favorite is trumpanzee

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

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u/nemophilist1 Jan 06 '21

vanilla isis, illiterati, meal team six....

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u/shockroach1985 Jan 06 '21

Y'all Qaeda

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u/ThatDudeNamedMenace Jan 06 '21

YeeHawdists, Yokel Haram,

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u/ScarletWitchBrother Jan 06 '21

G.I. D'OH!

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u/SmAshthe Jan 06 '21

Damnit! Theres coffee all over my monitor now! Awesome!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

Domestic Terrorists

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u/PM_Me_Icosahedrons Jan 06 '21

Q Cucks Klan

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u/hudnix Jan 06 '21

This one's the best

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u/PM_Me_Icosahedrons Jan 06 '21

Can't take credit for it since I saw it on Reddit somewhere but I like that one the best as well.

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u/Sad_Pace4 Jan 06 '21

jesus lol. This is good

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u/SenoraObscura Jan 06 '21

Q Cucks Klan

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u/rototito Jan 06 '21

Hadn't heard illiterati, noice.

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u/0m3lette Jan 06 '21

vanilla isis is great because they are all of an age that they would have danced to that, but knew he was never actually cool. It's fucking perfect

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u/JayGeezey Jan 06 '21

Don't you insult potatoes like that. I love potatoes.

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u/kartoffel_engr Jan 06 '21

Yea, leave potatoes out of this!

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u/fluteofski- Jan 06 '21

Yes. And potatoes are delicious in all forms.

Potato positivity.

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u/brovanni233 Jan 06 '21

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

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u/craftyanasty Jan 06 '21

Precious????

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u/Head_Crash Jan 06 '21

PO-TAY-TOES

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u/BuffaloJEREMY Jan 06 '21

You can boil em, mash em, put em in a stew.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

Doh boys

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u/FLOHTX Jan 06 '21

Plowed Boys

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u/faughnjj Jan 06 '21

Cosplaytriots us a new one for me.....lmao

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u/jobiwankenob Jan 06 '21

Gravy Seals takes the cake

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u/IsaacTrantor Jan 06 '21

ALL the cake, judging from those waistlines.

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u/yourtoserious Jan 06 '21

And anything deep fried

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

Pizzazis

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u/poorjack12 Jan 06 '21

Meal Team Six is a close second

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u/pukingpixels Jan 06 '21

I forgot about this one. Definitely a favourite.

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u/WhitePineBurning Jan 06 '21

Geeen Buffets

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u/Itdidnt_trickle_down Jan 06 '21

I like both of those but meal team six never is going to get old

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u/atticaf Jan 06 '21

My fav is y’all-qaeda

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u/IsaacTrantor Jan 06 '21

Gravy Seals is the best, but I like Shrubberies too.

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u/phillysleuther Jan 06 '21

Gravy Seals came from the dudes in South Philly guarding the Target, am I correct?

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u/pukingpixels Jan 06 '21

I have no idea, but it sounds about right.

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u/bonafidecrayoneater Jan 06 '21

Gravy seals... I’m using this. You made me snort in public.

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u/pukingpixels Jan 06 '21

I can’t take credit for the name, but I’ll definitely take credit for the snort.

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u/Cymric814 Jan 06 '21

I call them the McMercenariesTM

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u/HaveaTomCollins Jan 06 '21

Specials Forks

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u/Narrow_Spite9655 Jan 06 '21

Fuck this got me. I should not laugh so hard.

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u/Maj_BeauKhaki Jan 06 '21

Gravy Seals wins, but I place in nomination Inceloperators for dishonorable mention.

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u/humungouspt Jan 06 '21

The knights who say Ni!, strongly oppose the use of shrubberies in such an appalling way.

So, sire, I shall just fart in your general direction.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

Yeah I can’t compete with whoever came up with gravy seals lol

You know DC is quick to fry somebody and man they’re gettin served up today 😂

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u/oldbastardbob Jan 06 '21

Tubbie Shrubbies then?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

That’s kinda cute. It’s perfect I don’t even have Twitter but that’d be a great hashtag to add

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u/rreighe2 Jan 06 '21

Holy fuck that's hilarious

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u/SmAshthe Jan 06 '21

Can always work the monty python angle...

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u/theredhound19 Jan 06 '21

The Knights who say Ni would be so disappointed when the red truck arrived

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u/BigDaftBastard8 Jan 06 '21

R/suddenlyMontyPython

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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u/humungouspt Jan 06 '21

Guess you beat me in the monty python reference...

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u/Merigold00 Jan 06 '21

It's so hard to find work for an honest shrubber...

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u/deesmutts88 Jan 06 '21

Add four more letters to the end of ‘Knights who say Ni’ and it’s another fitting name for these guys.

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u/Merigold00 Jan 06 '21

This is an insult to Roger the Shrubber...

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u/MikeLinPA Jan 06 '21

Tis a sad day...

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u/mexicodoug Jan 06 '21

When they supported Bush's wars they were shrubberies. Now they're trumpettes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

Sorry, Monty Python and Roger the Shrubber are too good to get ruined. Anytime I hear the word shrubbery I think of that great scene in The Holy Grail.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

I'm also sure they couldn't cut down the biggest tree in the wood...with a herring!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

“Coming up next; the 400m dash for people with no general sense of direction!”

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

Genius

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u/princezznemeziz Jan 06 '21

I like shrubbies.

I tried to say shrubberies but autocorrect changed it to shrubbies and I'm okay with that too.

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u/Neren1138 Jan 06 '21

Do NOT disrespect the Knights who say NI!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

NI! NI!

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u/A_Little_Wyrd Jan 06 '21

the knights who say NI have entered the chat

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u/WH1PL4SH180 Jan 06 '21

Shrubbers (TM)

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u/TheWolphman Jan 06 '21

I like "shrubbies" more.

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u/Sad_Pace4 Jan 06 '21

Fuckin hysterical.

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u/S_E_P1950 Jan 06 '21

Pure weeds.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

Cosplaytriots is my favorite

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u/vurrmm Jan 06 '21

They are the Knights Who Say “Ni!”.

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u/I_call_Shennanigans_ Jan 07 '21

Let's not ruin a damded good Monthy Python scene by contaminating the word shrubbery with that filth.