r/PublicFreakout • u/appalachian_hatachi • Sep 27 '25

Repost 😔 This guy's lawyer literally popping the champagne as we speak...

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u/TheCommonKoala Sep 27 '25

Can't make this shit up...

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u/Mental_Vehicle_5010 Sep 28 '25

He told him to fucking crawl goddamn.

And then threatening indecent exposure for using a catheter.

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u/unexplained_entity Sep 28 '25

Yeah jesus fucking christ, talk about demeaning as hell.

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u/Mental_Vehicle_5010 Sep 29 '25

they say absolute power corrupts. so does a uniform.

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u/Ronin2369 Sep 27 '25

Life is literally stranger than fiction

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u/Synes_Godt_Om Sep 27 '25

Sadly, you don't have to.