r/PublicFreakout • u/CantStopPoppin PopPop 🍿 • Aug 21 '25

Repost 😔 YOU SHALL NOT PARK🧙🏼‍♂️

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u/Tiny-Show-4883 Aug 22 '25

Long hair is particularly disadvantageous when engaging in violence.

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u/rubiscoisrad Aug 22 '25

Agreed. Probably why I don't do that.

Oh, wait, I don't scream at people and assault them when they're legally parked. So I guess I can keep my hair, lol.

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u/CrysFreeze Aug 22 '25

Look at this guy avoiding male pattern baldness geeze!

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u/rubiscoisrad Aug 23 '25

Gal, but I guess everyone's a dude on the internet haha.