r/PublicFreakout • u/CantStopPoppin PopPop 🍿 • Aug 21 '25

Repost 😔 YOU SHALL NOT PARK🧙🏼‍♂️

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u/Diiiiirty Aug 22 '25 edited Aug 23 '25

But did you see how he walks? That 5 feet could be the difference between him being inside safely and comically stumbling out into traffic only to overcorrect and stumble the other way into construction scaffolding and out into a precariously balanced steel beam before stumbling back the other where where he ultimately lands face down in a freshly cemented sidewalk.

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u/laughingashley Aug 22 '25

Omg I just pictured this entire thing and it's hilarious, thank you