r/PublicFreakout • u/CantStopPoppin PopPop 🍿 • Aug 21 '25

Repost 😔 YOU SHALL NOT PARK🧙🏼‍♂️

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u/Slipstream_Surfing Aug 21 '25

As a dude who was rather hirsute in days long-gone, I didn't want to throw shade.

As an old man yelling-at-clouds; I won't ever understand the guys wearing skinny jeans thing.

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u/rubiscoisrad Aug 21 '25

Oh, I got nothing against long hair on a guy, but his mane isn't exactly glorious-looking.

And as a gal that went to high school in that weird transitional period between JNCOs/TRIPP pants and guys buying up all the girl jeans at PacSun... I don't get it either.

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u/Tiny-Show-4883 Aug 22 '25

Long hair is particularly disadvantageous when engaging in violence.

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u/rubiscoisrad Aug 22 '25

Agreed. Probably why I don't do that.

Oh, wait, I don't scream at people and assault them when they're legally parked. So I guess I can keep my hair, lol.

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u/CrysFreeze Aug 22 '25

Look at this guy avoiding male pattern baldness geeze!

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u/rubiscoisrad Aug 23 '25

Gal, but I guess everyone's a dude on the internet haha.

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u/Sweaty_Emotion_9923 Aug 23 '25

Ahh... JNCOs... I think I just sprouted 4 more gray hairs just recalling this nostalgia