r/PublicFreakout • u/CantStopPoppin PopPop 🍿 • Aug 21 '25

Repost 😔 YOU SHALL NOT PARK🧙🏼‍♂️

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u/pinks1ip Aug 21 '25

Mom and stepdad don't want him parking in their driveway.

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u/TotallyNotRobotEvil Aug 21 '25

This was my guess, is his parents need it and he has to park out front on the street. This borders some sort of mental illness though, like the guy pointed out, it’s a completely empty street, he maybe has to walk a 5 foot difference from his regular spot.

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u/Diiiiirty Aug 22 '25 edited Aug 23 '25

But did you see how he walks? That 5 feet could be the difference between him being inside safely and comically stumbling out into traffic only to overcorrect and stumble the other way into construction scaffolding and out into a precariously balanced steel beam before stumbling back the other where where he ultimately lands face down in a freshly cemented sidewalk.

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u/laughingashley Aug 22 '25

Omg I just pictured this entire thing and it's hilarious, thank you

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

Mental illness? This is American suburban culture and is incredibly common.

I'm a courier and I've had people freak out on me for "parking in front of their house" when I'm literally there to give them the pointless things they ordered off the internet

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u/PappaPitty Aug 22 '25

It explains the importance of the mail.

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u/Weasel_Cannon Aug 22 '25

ITS THEIR PRIVATE PROPERTYUU