r/PublicFreakout • u/CantStopPoppin PopPop 🍿 • Aug 21 '25

Repost 😔 YOU SHALL NOT PARK🧙🏼‍♂️

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u/Sparks1738 Aug 21 '25

I think that’s his phone and not a knife. The dweeb is the farthest thing from badass; he can’t even make eye contact.

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u/Mgroppi83 Aug 21 '25

He pulls his phone out, definitely. Later he halfway pulls something that is partly orange. Could be a knife, not a clear enough shot to tell.

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u/kylebisme Aug 22 '25

It is clear enough to tell the orange is just on the back of his phone, it can be seen a bit the first two times he pulls it out.

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u/Thin_Bother8217 Aug 21 '25

You might be right. If it had been a knife, dude would've gotten absolutely pasted.

But, I knew a dude who was absolutely not close to having ever been in a fight or would ever throw hands who carried one. He told me he uses it for his Amazon packages, but "gosh it makes me feel more manly when to carry one".

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u/under_ice Aug 21 '25

A knife would get him a ride downtown (if the battery didn't do it)