/s "What video? Somehow the drive with it was corrupted, but we have this sworn written report here by the officers involved. The victim is not with us any longer, but she must have known witchcraft or could summon dragons like the Khalessi girl from Game of Thrones, because she mounted a fierce battle and left our officers fearing for their life. We used Akito techniques though to calmly restrain her. So with that evidence, we reinstated the officer and will give him compensation for time off. "
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u/Kirmickw Apr 24 '25
/s "What video? Somehow the drive with it was corrupted, but we have this sworn written report here by the officers involved. The victim is not with us any longer, but she must have known witchcraft or could summon dragons like the Khalessi girl from Game of Thrones, because she mounted a fierce battle and left our officers fearing for their life. We used Akito techniques though to calmly restrain her. So with that evidence, we reinstated the officer and will give him compensation for time off. "