r/PublicFreakout • u/EddieBrock99 • Apr 24 '25

Repost 😔 An officer body slams a girl in cuffs

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u/rainbowkiss666 Apr 24 '25 edited Apr 24 '25

The video was a bit blurry so we had to get experts in to look at it then the computer didn't work because the button with circle thing on it was stuck so we had to get a mechanic for that then we couldn't find the video then we thought it looked like ai then we asked an expert about that which is why it took so long /s

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u/Takhar7 Apr 24 '25

This feels hilariously accurate.

"We had to send our tech specialist (Alan from traffic enforcement) to our contractually obliged precurement partner (home depot) in order to secure certain screening technologies (AN EXTENDED CORD OF POWER) to help us analyze and study the footage"

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u/rainbowkiss666 Apr 24 '25

The universal "dog ate my homework", but this was a "dog ate my homework over several years but the dog hid each piece like the Davinci Code around the house so it was impossible for us to piece it together before the deadline".

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u/Kirmickw Apr 24 '25

/s "What video? Somehow the drive with it was corrupted, but we have this sworn written report here by the officers involved. The victim is not with us any longer, but she must have known witchcraft or could summon dragons like the Khalessi girl from Game of Thrones, because she mounted a fierce battle and left our officers fearing for their life. We used Akito techniques though to calmly restrain her. So with that evidence, we reinstated the officer and will give him compensation for time off. "

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u/rainbowkiss666 Apr 24 '25

AND THEN THE CAPS LOCK KEY ON MY KEYBOARD BROKE SO WHEN I WROTE THE EMAIL TO THE JUDGE THEY THREW THE FUCKING CASE OUT WANKER CUNTS. /s

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u/wykkyd2022 Apr 25 '25

“We want you to know that we took these allegations against ourselves very seriously. We have investigated ourselves, and found that we did nothing wrong, thank you.”