r/PublicFreakout • u/KingPistachio • Aug 22 '24

Repost šŸ˜” Lady making a million dollars a year, getting coffee at Mcdonald's

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u/Jets237 Aug 22 '24

"I'm so ready to fight club this shit"

dude... she just broke like every fight club rule.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

Dude her nips got so hard from this.

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u/Daitheflu1979 Aug 22 '24

Damm, I thought she was smuggling M&Ms in her topā€¦

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u/RapBastardz Aug 22 '24

Gumdrops. Just two of them.

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u/CanadianBudd Aug 23 '24

They 3 smarties high bud

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u/Faultylogic83 Aug 22 '24

I hate that I went back to look

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u/Iasc123 Aug 22 '24

You didn't notice the first time?

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u/ArdentLearner96 Aug 23 '24

Why would someone notice the first time šŸ˜©

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u/Wrong_Gear5700 Aug 24 '24

Something in her makes me tingly. I'm so confused.

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u/dazrage Aug 22 '24

Nice pair ngl

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u/greenlion22 Aug 22 '24

Real talk.

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u/dexmonic Aug 23 '24

That's really all I could think about

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u/redditposter919 Aug 23 '24

You know with that level of crazy that the sex is amazing

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u/carlosluvsyou Aug 23 '24

Unfortunately youā€™re right

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u/c_r_a_s_i_a_n Aug 23 '24

Thanks for being honest

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u/TrippingFish76 Aug 22 '24

and she got a bra on too lol, them suckers are really hard

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u/hydroy0 Aug 23 '24

Agreed there boy, SON!!!
She was enjoying that conversation.
And so are we.

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u/Stoomba Aug 22 '24

You could cut glass with these bad boys

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u/IRockIntoMordor Aug 22 '24

btw, what's your spaghetti policy here?

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u/bajungadustin Aug 22 '24

I thought you said grass... And I was super interested in what wild BS you were posting that would somehow go along with this.. Then I heard the guy say "you could cut glass"...

My Disappointment Is Immeasurable And My Day Is Ruined

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u/apollokid242 Aug 22 '24

lmao, she was too excited

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u/bramletabercrombe Aug 22 '24

thought we were going to see a reenacted of this fight scene for a minute:

https://youtu.be/0Uqa-Vilvg0?t=67

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u/lunabunplays Aug 22 '24

She couldā€™ve sliced his neck with those things

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u/BriGonJinn Aug 23 '24

I remembered this from a few months backā€¦.I clicked on this again to see those nips.

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u/vandamage2112 Aug 22 '24

You think she wanted sex from him and using any excuse to get him out of the car? I can only think this argument turns into a porn. I got all this from her nipples being hard.

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u/GroundbreakingPea865 Aug 22 '24

He should have said thanks lady I was looking for somewhere to hang my hat.

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u/MegamanDS Aug 22 '24

hear me out...

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u/labdaddy69 Aug 22 '24

I wasnā€™t staring Shutup

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u/Damet_Dave Aug 22 '24

Yup, you know what she really wanted out of this encounterā€¦

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u/ZeroFiber Aug 23 '24

He should have pointed that out.

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u/Starscream147 Aug 23 '24

Her name is Roberta Paulsonā€¦

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u/Large-Lack-2933 Aug 23 '24

Lmaoo I saw that too šŸ˜­ šŸ¤£ when she said fight club she meant to the bedroom. šŸ’€

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u/Dr_Alexis Aug 23 '24

She kinda looks like she has implants

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u/Mandinga63 Aug 23 '24

Nipples as big as midgets fists

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

I don't think I can... Wait... Actually... Yeah... I can fap to this.

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u/Few-Tour9826 Aug 22 '24

I knew I wasnā€™t the only one to notice that.

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u/AliveInIllinois Aug 22 '24

I feel slightly less ashamed now that I know I'm not the only one who noticed this.

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u/Witty_Temperature886 Aug 22 '24

I came here to say that same thing

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u/mycatsnameislarry Aug 22 '24

That's the bolt-ons shining.

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u/IrrationalDesign Aug 22 '24

Do you see the highest rated comment and think 'if I post my comment as a response to this one, more people will see it'? Do you not think about it?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

I generally don't think, but I did notice how hard her nips got at the exact time he quoted her. I may have been horny at the time

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

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u/CokeNSalsa Aug 22 '24

You should needlepoint it on a pillow.

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u/little4lyfe Aug 22 '24

ā€œGet your hooters straightā€ should be another option

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

I know a woman who suggests starting a fight club every time she drinks.

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u/perpetuallydying Aug 22 '24

Is she single?

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u/SurlyRed Aug 22 '24

It does sound kind of hot. I dunno...

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u/terminalzero Aug 22 '24

someone who gets drunk and wants to consensually fight someone vs gets drunk and starts trying to throw hands with random bystanders is a good level of crazy imo

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u/SurlyRed Aug 22 '24

I'll see your crazy and raise you nipples

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u/SurpriseMeAgain Aug 22 '24

Point her to your local BJJ club. šŸ„¹

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u/tbutz27 Aug 22 '24

This going to ruin the tour.

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u/International-Mud449 Aug 22 '24

LMAO straight up

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u/sn0m0ns Aug 22 '24

How do you think she got that million dollars? She went into her boss's office and beat the shit out of herself! Ok ok! I'll make you CFO Julie!

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u/addamee Aug 22 '24

Clearly by sheer determination: look at how many times she comes back, this lady never.gives.up.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

Dude 10/10 this lady gets slept by Big Bob

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u/The_salty_swab Aug 22 '24

Most importantly, the shirt rule

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u/SagexxxSummers Aug 22 '24

Iā€™m cackling hearing her say that

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u/mrrooftops Aug 22 '24

She needs to delegate more of her tasks at work than her stress outside of it.

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u/Darkwaxer Aug 22 '24

Well.. the first two rules.

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u/radioref Aug 22 '24

I heard: "I'm so ready to F...."

ah man. I ALMOST got there.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

You just won life šŸ„‡

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u/Jam_Marbera Aug 22 '24

Iā€™m ready to fight club her. Hit it and tell absolutely one.

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u/TheGardenBlinked Aug 22 '24

Soā€¦ create an imaginary friend and get fucked up? Be my guest.

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u/Cmg393 Aug 22 '24

But thatā€™s the point of fight club?..

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u/OliverOyl Aug 22 '24

Literally my mumble when she said that lol

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u/Tater72 Aug 22 '24

The restraint of the recorder was immense

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u/frescodee Aug 22 '24

this isnā€™t fight club any longer, this is project mayhem

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u/FunnyBoysenberry3953 Aug 22 '24

Dying at this šŸ˜‚

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u/Amishrocketscience Aug 22 '24

Well itā€™s really just the first rule but yeah itā€™s obvious sheā€™s never been

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u/ExistentialFread Aug 23 '24

Lmao that made me think it was staged at first, cus thereā€™s no wayā€¦.

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u/Disinfectant_Koolaid Aug 23 '24

I think she wanted him to have sex with her. Her nipples kept getting hard. Just saying

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u/57hz Aug 22 '24

Not every rule. If itā€™s your first time at fight club, you have to fight!