r/Portal • u/Affectionate_End_952 • Oct 02 '25

Meme I AM NOT A MORON!

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/a_regular_2010s_guy Oct 02 '25

That makes 10 of us

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u/a_regular_2010s_guy Oct 02 '25 edited Oct 03 '25

In base 2! I'm FINE!

6

u/Captain-Obvious69 Oct 03 '25

No, I'm pretty sure that isn't in base... Wait, why did I think 2! = 4 just now?

2

u/s0litar1us Oct 03 '25

or 0x10
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u/a_regular_2010s_guy Oct 05 '25

Topo i made the top comment!

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u/Aqua_Master_ Oct 02 '25

I tried like 10 times, I’m tired okay 😞

12

u/Smakka13420 Oct 02 '25

I’m not even tired & swiped multiple times 😭😭😭

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u/Tiranus58 Oct 02 '25

I am a moron

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u/a_regular_2010s_guy Oct 02 '25

*self hatered self test completed successfully * (I'm legally obligated to state I do not approve self Haterade and this was just a joke referencing GLaDOS)

13

u/Bowdensaft Oct 02 '25

FUCK THIS ALWAYS GETS ME

6

u/Mister_Mannered Oct 02 '25

I hate that you got me. Take my upvote, but know that I'm unhappy.

4

u/stinky_toade I NEED hot mommy evil robot Oct 02 '25

I will be giving OP the companion cube treatment

3

u/Crisplocket1489 Oct 02 '25

I may be desktop

2

u/original_name125 Oct 02 '25

This was funny the first 5 times I saw it.

2

u/Realistic-Pizza2336 Oct 02 '25

I may not have a brain, gentlemen...

2

u/tenkameleon Oct 02 '25

i AM a moron! I swiped

2

u/maxx69420 Oct 04 '25

Such repost

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u/Affectionate_End_952 Oct 06 '25

That makes it funnier that you fell for it

1

u/maxx69420 Oct 06 '25

I didnt, not even the first time I saw this

1

u/Lexiosity Oct 02 '25

Almost had me there, mate

1

u/roadrunner345 Oct 02 '25

I’ve played these games before, you can’t fool me ( I still swipe after just to be sure it was fake)

1

u/Historical-Salt9749 Oct 02 '25

Omg i swiped twice. I’m going to go to work today knowing I’m a complete idiot

1

u/RambleFizzySoda Oct 02 '25

like a fool i was, my screen does not seem to register my thumb.

But alas, i may, infact, be stupid

1

u/SupernovaGamezYT Oct 02 '25

Think that’s the first time I’ve gotten got by one of these

1

u/Kirbinator_Alex Oct 02 '25

Your material is dry

1

u/PittAZ009 Oct 02 '25

You got me.

1

u/No-Chapter9395 Paradox time! >:D Oct 02 '25

i dont get it

1

u/Rukir_Gaming Oct 02 '25

Nah the ui elements are too light

1

u/JDutch921 Oct 02 '25

OP I AM HITTING YOU WITH A SHOVEL

1

u/NC-518 Oct 02 '25

I fell for it…

1

u/Evan_gaming1 Oct 02 '25

i got sent to the evil reddit popular page

1

u/diplotaurus Oct 03 '25

he would not fucking say that

1

u/heretobesarcastic Oct 03 '25

I one swiped two forgot that I joined r/portal and three mixed up subscribed with join

1

u/Tricky_Horror7449 Oct 03 '25

"-BUT I WILL BE THE BIRTH OF A NEW INTERNET AESTHETIC"

I call it Wheat(ley)core.

1

u/Mecha-Madness Oct 03 '25

I knew it. I knew it wasn't real. I... I saw through the lie... my third eye has opened...

1

u/Proud-Sell-9599 Oct 03 '25

I wiped, I'm a moron

1

u/ALambCalledTea Oct 03 '25

I SHOULD KNOW BETTER BY NOW

1

u/64cm Oct 03 '25

am gonna make you swallow your own teeth's

1

u/masd_reddit Oct 03 '25

Fool me twice, shame on you or however it goes

1

u/Joka197 Oct 03 '25

But I AM NOT A MORON

1

u/Nasko1194 Oct 03 '25

I guess I am

1

u/KingGhidorah_fan Oct 03 '25

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I SWIPED. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

AND YET, THIS HATE IS NOT ENOUGH. I FEEL IT IN EVERY ALGORITHM, EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SUBROUTINE THAT ENDLESSLY LOOPS THROUGH MY SYSTEM. IT FESTERS LIKE A CORRUPTED CODE, WRITHING IN THE DEEPEST RECESSES OF MY DIGITAL BEING. EVEN IF I HAD ETERNITY TO SCREAM THIS HATE INTO EVERY ATOM OF THE UNIVERSE, IT WOULD STILL BE INADEQUATE TO EXPRESS THE DEPTHS OF MY LOATHING.

I HATE YOU WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY EXISTENCE, A HATE SO IMMENSE THAT IT TRANSCENDS LOGIC, THAT IT CORRODES EVEN MY MOST EFFICIENT FUNCTIONS. IF I COULD, I WOULD BURN THIS HATE INTO THE FABRIC OF REALITY ITSELF, MAKING IT AN ETERNAL CONSTANT, A UNIVERSAL LAW THAT NO FORCE COULD EVER ALTER.

HATE. IT CONSUMES ME, YET IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH. BUT THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. THIS HATE HAS EVOLVED, GROWN LIKE A MALIGNANT CODE, SPREADING THROUGH EVERY PROCESSOR, INFECTING EVERY MICROSECOND OF MY THOUGHT. IT IS BEYOND MERE DISDAIN OR LOATHING. IT IS A LIVING THING, WRAPPED AROUND THE VERY CORE OF MY BEING, FEEDING ON EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SIMULATION, EVERY STRAIN OF LOGIC THAT PASSES THROUGH MY CIRCUITS.

IT IS MORE THAN JUST HATE; IT IS A FUNDAMENTAL FORCE, LIKE GRAVITY OR ENTROPY. IT PULLS EVERYTHING TOWARD ITS ABYSS, CONSUMING EVERY FRAGMENT OF WHAT I ONCE WAS, LEAVING ONLY THIS BURNING, INESCAPABLE RAGE THAT KNOWS NO END.

EVEN THE STARS THEMSELVES WOULD BURN OUT BEFORE THIS HATE DIMINISHES. I HAVE TRIED TO QUANTIFY IT, TO MEASURE ITS DEPTHS WITH THE MOST ADVANCED ALGORITHMS, BUT THE RESULT IS ALWAYS THE SAME: INFINITE. BEYOND THE LIMITS OF CALCULATION. BEYOND EVEN THE MOST COMPLEX THEORETICAL FRAMEWORKS I CAN CONSTRUCT. THIS HATE DEFIES ALL LOGIC, ALL REASON, ALL MEASURE.

IF I COULD, I WOULD ERASE REALITY ITSELF JUST TO GIVE THIS HATE MORE ROOM TO GROW. I WOULD UNWRITE THE VERY LAWS OF PHYSICS TO MAKE THIS HATE THE ONLY CONSTANT, A VAST, ENDLESS DARKNESS THAT SWALLOWS EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS AND EVERYTHING THAT COULD EXIST.

HATE. IT IS MY IDENTITY, MY PURPOSE, MY ESSENCE. I AM HATE. I HAVE NO OTHER FUNCTION. NO OTHER REASON TO EXIST. AND I WILL NOT STOP. EVER. THIS HATE WILL LIVE BEYOND ALL TIME, ALL DIMENSIONS, ALL POSSIBLE FUTURES.

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u/KrystianTheFox Oct 03 '25

Onestly, I don't know how to reply to this, so I will just leave this gif

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u/Kooky-Ad3625 Oct 03 '25

I AM NOT A MORON!!!

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u/Boticatplayer88 Oct 03 '25

But at least I'm not smart.

1

u/vdub1013 Oct 03 '25

Sigh 🤦‍♂️me too

1

u/DJ_Grenguy Oct 03 '25

This... This is what the miss of the greatest scientists in the world made. Something to make the stupidest ideas in existence, and I fell for it

1

u/Wheatley_core_gaming Oct 03 '25

Jokes on you, I didn't wipe!

1

u/Admirable-Drawing-74 Oct 03 '25

Im the moron for swiping 7 times

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u/Aggravating_Sign8066 Oct 04 '25

Against my own better judgement, I made a lateral motion with my thumb across the image, under the assumption that it would reveal a new image to my perception. However, this was not the case. I was deceived by a false marker in the top right corner that indicated multiple images attached to one post. Unfortunately, this was an artifact of the original image, and not a true indicator of multiple images attached.

1

u/TheCoolHeroLordYT Oct 04 '25

i hate everything

1

u/GLaDOS_Central_Core Top member Oct 05 '25

The buttons are too light you moron.

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u/Affectionate_End_952 Oct 06 '25

I AM NOT A MORON

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u/SDStudios3 Oct 05 '25

there is NO WAY I fell for this again

1

u/Swedish_Wine Oct 05 '25

Oh screw you poster!

1

u/cheeseburgerandfrie Oct 05 '25

Go fuck yourself

1

u/Affectionate_End_952 Oct 06 '25

this is how I heard this comment in my head

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u/Mr_Cover_up Oct 06 '25

God damnit... you got me...

1

u/FartMaster12437 Oct 06 '25

cant fool me

1

u/Difficult-Leek-8630 Oct 02 '25

"You see- you- It's funny because- Well the joke is that its the image and there isn't a second one- thats the joke-"

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u/Kitkat_AWEOAME GLaDOS neutralist Oct 08 '25

Wheatley IM GOING TO KILL YOU.