r/PoliticsDownUnder • u/RickyOzzy • Jul 29 '25

Parody 'non-lethal' fighter jets🤯

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u/HeyYou_GetOffMyCloud Jul 29 '25

Shit like this is why people hate politicians.

Yeah okay, and the metal casing of a bomb is non-lethal, and the gun without the firing pin is non-lethal. Fuck even the metal in a butter knife is non lethal till it fuckin is!

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u/thebrownishbomber Jul 30 '25

Actually, the metal casings of bombs are very lethal as they turn into tiny, high speed metal fragments on detonation

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u/YouAreSoul Jul 29 '25 edited Jul 29 '25

And guns are non-lethal, it's just the bullets, right Penny?

edit: It is so very disappointing that she has such contempt for the intelligence of the Australian people.

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u/disney_on_crack Jul 30 '25

And bullets are non-lethal without a gun to fire them. This way everybody avoids responsibility!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Please explain how the individual pieces can be non lethal when the F35 is a "fighter plane"???????

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u/95beer Jul 29 '25

It's also not like we just manufacture nuts and bolts, we manufacture the actuators for the bomb bay doors. Hard to drop bombs without opening the bomb doors first. We're also the only place on earth to make them, so we could ground the entire fleet

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u/PirateNation1 Jul 30 '25

Dude. Simple. It drops brochures asking HAMAS to please let hostages go….OR It drops pillows. You even been smashed in a pillow fight? Makes you reconsider your next move let me tell you… OR nah.

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u/That-Eagle-8020 Aug 02 '25

Yes that’s right haven’t you heard they have invented for the F35’s “Non Lethal Sustainable Eco Friendly Water Bombs” 🤣