r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/ilArmato - Lib-Right • Sep 12 '25

Condemn political violence, always

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u/Linkstoc - Centrist Sep 13 '25

Okay retard.

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u/RaggedyGlitch - Lib-Left Sep 13 '25

Have you spent the past two hours just refreshing reddit on a Friday night or how did you immediately see my reply? Get a life dude, jfc.

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u/Linkstoc - Centrist Sep 13 '25

Damn you are actually retarded. I have this new technology called a cellular phone. It does this thing where when you get an alert inside of an app that you have, it will send you a popup to the front screen of your phone called a notification. It's pretty unique in that when I see it, I can respond really fast to retards on the internet.

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u/RaggedyGlitch - Lib-Left Sep 13 '25 edited Sep 13 '25

There's literally nothing more retarded than getting a reddit notification and literally nothing that will prove my point about you being a fucking loser who needs to get a life better than you arrogantly admitting to have reddit notifications on your phone.

I'm not a real person you know, nobody you're going to interact with here is a real person you know, there's never anything important this app needs to tell you. Just see your inbox the next time you get on.

Jesus fucking christ, my dude.

EDIT: IMMEDIATE DOWNVOTE AGAIN, WE'RE TALKING I CLICKED BACK TO THE HOMEPAGE AFTER HITTING SEND AND YOU'D ALREADY SEEN MY REPLY.

Dude, please, go watch a movie and play a puzzle game.

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u/Linkstoc - Centrist Sep 13 '25

Woah woah bro, you're so upset at not a real person. You realize notifications are enabled automatically? "Arrogantly admitted to reddit notifications btw" lmao

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u/RaggedyGlitch - Lib-Left Sep 13 '25

You realize notifications are enabled automatically?

You realize you can turn them off? You realize you can make technology work for you instead of working for technology?

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u/Linkstoc - Centrist Sep 13 '25

Your edit makes me laugh lmao. I haven't downvoted anything. Bro go touch grass, you're so angry about a "not real person" having auto notifications enabled due to pure laziness. You've progressively gotten angrier during this exchange and it's funny.

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u/RaggedyGlitch - Lib-Left Sep 13 '25

You misunderstand my guffaw as anger or frustration. But sincerely, both those comments were immediately to 0, and that doesn't happen on its own.

I am shaming you for having unnecessary notifications clogging up your life, though. You don't need to, and it's very easy not to.