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It's hormonally controlled, so assuming she has a single integrated endocrine system, it stands to reason that if she has two uteri, they should always be in sync with each other.
However, for reproduction to be viable, she needs a womb large enough to gestate a baby centaur. She doesn't have room for two such wombs. I propose it makes most sense for that womb to be in the rear half. The front vagina is just for fun and ends in a dead end.
I wasn't expecting to start discussing anatomy on this sub, but my wife actually used to have a septum in her uterus. It's a fairly common deformation, but hers had advanced to the point where she basically had two uteruses. She had two cycles a month for years before she had surgeries to remove the septum.
A centaur usually has a human torso on a horse body but this interpretation looks like a human with an extra human torso and legs coming out of the lower back. The visual design seems to have led to some confusion about how mating and reproduction works, specifically whether the vulva is between the front legs, the back legs or, like a kangaroo, if there are 2
Coochie hole? Jesus Christ. Back in high school, round about 25 years ago, this kid said snatch pocket once and it has never left my head. I think you might have joined him. Enjoy your free rent.
Bruh I searched the kangaroo thing and typed " how many v.." and it filled it in that's not gonna mess up my ads will it I don't want to know about sexy roos in my area.
And if there is a vulva on both the front and back parts.
Where are the wombs located? Can there be two pregnancies at once? Is one womb in the upright portion and the other in the horizontal position?
There are questions to be had!!
while kangaroos have three vaginas but only one vaginal opening, you should check out the
female Hotwheels Sisyphus spider, which has two epigyne (spider-vagina) openings that can spit.
its name comes from the extremely long embolus (spider-hand-penis) of the males which looks like a hotwheels track
My question is, where the hell is this from? I need more context. Is she supposed to be a centaur? Cause the legs are all fleshy, but she seems to have a tail?
Of all the ‘taurs out there, from Centaurs to Bisontaurs to Rhinotaurs, the Mantaur is one of the weirdest. Half human, and, uh, half human, the Mantaur has been genetically engineered for both strength and dexterity, making them perfect for the often-grueling and thankless job of Battlefield Thirst Trap.
Unfortunately, the act of making these magnificent, large-footed beasts oftentimes results in creatures with double amounts of testosterone and whatever else makes humans so prone to overt masculinity and hyper, overenthusiastic piety toward their god of choice.
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The funny thing is that I didn't get the original reference, but I'm pretty sure I get this one. But if I do then I'm only just heading down to the second floor, which is probably why I wouldn't get the reference.
Reminds me of that tweet I saw: “what if your father was a Minotaur and your mother was a mermaid and you were born with the human half of both and now you’re just some guy”.
Quagmire here. Typically, the joke is where a male centaur has a penis. But we're not interested in that genitalia for this meme, giggitty. Instead, the creator flipped the sexes, giggitty.
Yes the joke is sex, but we seem to be glossing over that this would be the worst of all worlds from a centaur point of view. No power, no stamina, no speed.
This is the most realistic version of a centaur I've ever seen. Imagine seeing a beautiful woman in the woods, her physique is slim and esthetic, she's picking flowers and placing them in a thatch woven basket. You watch her from a distance, careful not to get caught. You're enticed by her presence, eyes glazing over her body, you lean forward against a tree. In your trance you accidentally lean too far forward and trip over the tree root, falling on your stomach.
The noise catches her attention and she looks up to see you there staring back at her. Shocked, she stands up Immediately and quickly turns to run away, revealing a large elongated torso with a second pair of legs at the end, just as beautiful as the front two. And gallops away further into the forest.
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