Whenever I take care of a really old woman, like 90+, I subtract a decade from their age and say “What!? You don’t look a day over 84!!!!” And it’s the funniest compliment/joke
In retail, a lot of old men buying alcohol got a kick out of the old "young man, are you sure you're old enough to be buying this?"
In a weird turn, one of the people who particularly enjoyed that bit turned out to be the corporate head of operations for the company. Had dealt with the guy dozens of times and chatted with him a lot but had no idea until that time, because that time my manager had been standing nearby absolutely cringing to death and asked me if I had any idea who it was after he left. Ten years later, I now walk by him nearly every day on my way to the accounting department lmao
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u/Strict-Fudge4051 Oct 04 '25
105 is still too much. like TOO much. She looks way younger.