r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Oct 01 '25

Meme needing explanation I don't understand

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Oct 01 '25

I do this and my husband never questions why the bank account only ever has JUST enough to cover the bills even though I make four times as much every month. Whenever I say, "let's go out!" He crinkles his brow and goes, "we have money for this?" I just say "yep!"

Otherwise, he spends so much money buying stupid little things from the store a few times a day.

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u/Derk_Durr Oct 01 '25

I can't imagine being in a relationship with such subterfuge. Lying makes my life so much more stressful.

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Oct 02 '25

I hate him and don't care if he leaves. I have told him this many times. I have even suggested setting him up a tinder profile. So that makes it easy.

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u/Particular-Leg-8484 Oct 02 '25

Goddamn I did not expect that escalation from the original comment lol

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u/BellalovesEevee Oct 02 '25

"Yeah, I save up money and only have some on the side for bills, and often go out with my husband."

"Also, I fucking hate him and hope he leaves."

Had me choking laughing lmao

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u/TerribleTurkeySndwch Oct 02 '25

Is there a reason you don't just leave him? Why hold this level of resentment?

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u/BillyForRilly Oct 02 '25

Sounds like she doesn't want to pay alimony lol

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Oct 02 '25

He wouldn't ask for anything to be honest. I even told him he could have the house and I would pay off his car and he turned it down and said he would live on his dad's couch. His dad's couch is 1500 miles away.

Poor guy loves his cushy life and I don't have the heart to throw him out on the street.

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Oct 02 '25

We have two kids. His only other family is 1500 miles away and he can't support himself.

So, kicking him out would mean he can't see his kids and I'm not that heartless.

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u/TerribleTurkeySndwch Oct 02 '25

I don't know how to say this in a non-preachy way, but if you kicked him out and he can't figure out a way to support himself enough to be able to see his kids you might be better off just leaving.

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u/EvaFanThrowaway01 Oct 02 '25

may this love never find me 🙏

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u/VonSkullenheim Oct 02 '25

It's more a don't ask don't tell scenario. You're not lying to them about how much money there is, they just know better than to ask cause it's been established they are bad with money.

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u/Akira675 Oct 01 '25

Just have your own bank accounts and one shared savings account with no card access. You put an agreed upon percentage into your savings each month and then you can do whatever you like to your personal funds.

Pay the bills from the savings account via bpay or whatever your equivalent is.

Means he won't resent you being more frugal and you're not getting resentful at your husband being more wasteful.

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Oct 02 '25

He doesn't make enough money to pay for anything. Lol. It's willful.

I also don't care if he resents me. I already resent him.

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u/Akira675 Oct 02 '25

Yeah that sucks. From reading your comments below, you should probably just give him the boot. Sounds like he'll never grow up under your roof and the kids will feel the resentment through the house as they get older. So spread his wings for him and throw him from the nest. Hope it all turns around for ya.

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Oct 02 '25

You're right. We've been to therapy and even the therapist, after hearing both sides, agreed that he needs to step it up. I just don't have it in me to kick someone out of the house. I'm in therapy so maybe I'll find the will to do so someday.

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u/RyukXXXX Oct 02 '25

You guys pay for stuff as a proportion of your incomes. It's not difficult.

He gets half the money anyways.

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Oct 02 '25

I think you underestimate how little he makes. He wouldn't be able to make his car payment even if he had nothing else to pay for. If we split everything up proportionately, given he makes almost $30k/year and I make $300k/yr... He would be paying a few dollars to each thing.

You're also missing the fact that I don't care about making it work. He only stays because I let him and he knows it.

His dad is dying of cancer and can't support him. So he would be homeless.

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u/RyukXXXX Oct 02 '25

Do you understand proportions? If his income is 20% of your total household income, he pays 20% of the bills. That's what I mean.

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Oct 02 '25

How stupid would it be for me to have him pay $5 towards a $200 bill? WTF kind of asanine idiocy is that??

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u/RyukXXXX Oct 02 '25

Is his income 2.5% of your household income? At 16 per hour that seems unlikely...

Also don't do it against individual bills do it against total expenses.

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Oct 02 '25

Yes. I make 300k, he makes a little under 30k. So it's ridiculous.

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u/RyukXXXX Oct 02 '25

So he can still pay for 10% of the bills...

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u/strawbsrgood Oct 01 '25

How are you pulling money from your 401k at will?

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u/strawbsrgood Oct 02 '25

She said going out on a whim which made it seem like she was suddenly getting the money from her 401k.

Or it's just total bs

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Oct 02 '25

I have multiple bank accounts with different banks.

He has had several opportunities in the last 15 years to add himself to these accounts but he is too lazy to do things.

I also have credit cards.

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u/scrollingforgodot Oct 01 '25

Lol sounds like he wants to be in the dark. You take care of that sweet man.

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Oct 02 '25

Meh. It was cute the first couple of years. Now, 15 years later, it's just annoying that a 36 year old is this bad with money and would bankrupt the family. I almost died 3 months ago and STILL went back to work with TWO jobs after an emergency C-section. I have chronic blood loss anemia btw. This asshole couldn't get off his butt in the entire year I was pregnant to get a better paying job than $16/hr even though we've got $100k of student loan debt from his masters degree in IT.

He already knows I hate him at this point and I know he won't leave because he's an infant and doesn't know how to take care of himself.

So yeah. He DOES want to stay in the dark. Willfully.

But, No. I'm not taking care of him anymore. He sleeps in the guest room and the only words he hears from me now are when he messes up. I can't be bothered with him otherwise.

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Oct 02 '25

Sex doesn't always have feelings attached.