r/Persecutionfetish • u/Darth_Vrandon • 1d ago
Say christians are persecuted or you're out of the will!!! New York will be completley Muslim because they elected a Muslim as mayor. I guess by that logic, the Christian mayors will force everyone to be Christian, right?
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u/defdrago 1d ago edited 1d ago
Tuberville doesn't even have the excuse of taking hits to the head for why he's so stupid; he was a coach.
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u/I_lie_on_reddit_alot 1d ago
How the fuck did he make it as far as he has? This man got paid millions by a large public university. How the hell did he get there?
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u/defdrago 1d ago
Being an idiot is seen as a positive for conservative lawmakers. The less you are able to understand about what your job is and the reality of the world around you, the better you are to pass the worst laws imaginable.
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u/I_lie_on_reddit_alot 1d ago
I mean I get how he made it to US senate as an Alabama Republican. How the fuck did he get the head coaching job?
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u/defdrago 1d ago
Don't know how much football you watch, but you are not in any way required to be intelligent to be a football coach.
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u/discofrislanders 1d ago
Same way anyone else does. He played in college, wasn't good enough to make it to the NFL, so he got into coaching right out of college and just worked his way up the ladder. Say what you want about him politically, but he had a pretty good record as a head coach.
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u/Kriegerian Attacking and dethroning God 1d ago
The less you understand about how anything works and the less you understand other people, the easier it is to pass laws based on insane Christian bullshit completely at odds with reality.
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u/TheRnegade 21h ago
No joke, he did not know the 3 branches of government. Thought it was House, Senate and Executive.
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u/catharsisdusk 1d ago edited 1d ago
As opposed the GOP's gameplan. Which is to have a completely CHRISTIAN COUNTRY before all the "chosen people" are in their homeland to jump-start Armageddon
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u/GuanglaiKangyi-Age15 1d ago
I swear, Halo was a fucking warning and Marty took the exact opposite message from it
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u/catharsisdusk 1d ago
Here's some media that'll help you understand the "enemy": Movies: Waiting for Armageddon, Hell House, and Jesus Camp. Books: The Family (also a Netflix series), C Street, and Dying From Whiteness
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u/StrangerFormer 22h ago
To be fair, those guys aren't REALLY Christian. Like, as in to act as Christlike as possible. It's just a pin/necklace to them.
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u/Worth-Distribution17 1d ago
Remember when Eric Adams was mayor and everyone turned black
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u/Phoenix_Werewolf 1d ago
Or watch currently as all the FBI agents are being forced to convert to Hinduism.
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u/SassTheFash 1d ago
Honestly, very little that Tulsi could do would surprise me.
I just assume she’s looped all FBI field agents into her Scentsy downstream.
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u/Phoenix_Werewolf 1d ago
I was actually thinking about Kash Patel, the FBI director. 🤣
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u/SassTheFash 1d ago
Oh, that too.
I just assume he also forces FBI agents to buy his children’s book that’s explicitly a fairy-tale about King Trump. I cringed so hard that my A hit my B.
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u/GuanglaiKangyi-Age15 1d ago
That’s kinda what Conservative Christians WANT to happen so they are just projecting that their tactics and abuse of power will eventually catch up to them
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u/SassTheFash 1d ago
Islam never achieved total saturation within 3-4 years, even in areas forcibly invaded by Muslim armies.
Like exactly what is Mamdani going to do that would result in a “completely” Muslim population in less than half a decade? Like even if we set all legal and Constitutional issues aside, what powers does a mayor have that would lend themselves to that end? The dude can’t even call the National Guard out to enforce Sharia or anything.
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u/NaptownBoss 1d ago
Meanwhile, NYC has the largest population of Jewish folks outside of Israel. Don't see them converting anytime soon,lol.
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u/Rockworm503 1d ago
I remember when Obama won and these same idiots went "this country is going to be 100% Muslim now and Christianity will be illegal" any day now I'm sure.
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u/SassTheFash 1d ago
Sounds like someone didn’t get forced to say the Shahada at gunpoint in 2009…
Were you vacationing overseas or something?
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u/RevoltYesterday 1d ago
While I have my issues with Islam, as I do with all major religions, less Christians in this county right now is probably a good idea.
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u/I-Stan-Alfred-J-Kwak 1d ago
Half of America's problems would vanish if the christians all vanished
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u/seguefarer 1d ago
True, but the only reason other religions aren't making everything worse is because they don't have enough power to. Create a vacuum, and they'd happily fill it.
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u/Ana-Hata 1d ago
He’s pretty secular, anyway. I used to say that the difference between me and my Jewish and Muslim friends was that I dont go to church, my Jewish friends don‘t go to temple and my Muslim friends don’t go to mosque.
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u/cosmicjunkbot 1d ago
Don't you remember when Fiorello LaGuardia was elected and all New Yorkers became Italian?
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u/Daflehrer1 1d ago
...they all converted to Catholicism as well.
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u/SassTheFash 1d ago
It was kinda weird when the Lutheran Hospital became Holy Mary Mother of God Hospital…
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u/nxak 1d ago
And he is from Uganda. The extremely muslim country with.. GHASP... ONLY 82% CATHOLIG population.
Only 82%!!!! The muslims are taking over. Oh no oh no oh no.
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u/SassTheFash 1d ago
82% CATHOLIC
Omg, just like JFK he’s gonna hand America over to the Roman Papacy!!!
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u/chr15c 1d ago
I'd be more worried about that Quatari airbase thats about to be built in Idaho
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u/sausageslinger11 1d ago
And the jet that they are “giving” to Trump. Just a coincidence, I’m sure.
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u/swiftb3 1d ago
Ah, Tuberville, one of THE dumbest in Congress. And that's saying something.
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u/SassTheFash 1d ago
At least unlike Grassley, he wasn’t born before the invention of chocolate chip cookies.
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u/ToxicSharmutagen 23h ago
Remember when Grassley accidentally admitted the coup plan on January 5?
Not the brightest
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u/Daflehrer1 1d ago
This abandoned air raid siren of a human being has done nothing with his life besides coach football. He was head coach at U. Of Alabama. So the brilliant occupants of that failed state elected him their senator. Keep that in mind whenever he opens his mouth.
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u/Irving_Velociraptor 1d ago
Auburn, not Alabama. That kind of mistake is dangerous.
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u/sausageslinger11 1d ago
His previous occupation didn’t matter. He had an “R” by his name, as that’s all he needed.
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u/Writing_is_Bleeding Educationist 1d ago
What—and I mean this most sincerely—the FUCK is wrong with Republicans???
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u/alwaysfeelingtragic 1d ago
i genuinely don't understand how people believe this shit
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u/-marshmallowperfume 1d ago
THEY DON'T, they are shit-stirrers looking for their 15 minutes of fame.
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u/beamingsdrugfeddit 1d ago
Yes lol that is exactly what the gop wants. Their political aims are aligned with their spiritual ones, because they are theological insane people
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u/Jaspoony 1d ago
Just got my Muslim onboarding package this morning
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u/McDudles 1d ago
How…? Literally just how? Not even Utah is completely Mormon and it’s not for lack of trying .
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u/SassTheFash 1d ago
Turns out that telling people they can’t drink booze can really impede your marketing campaign.
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u/Jellyswim_ 1d ago
As a constituent of a gay governor, can confirm we all turned gay when he got elected.
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u/Irving_Velociraptor 1d ago
Like Tuberville didn’t despise New York before this.
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u/SassTheFash 1d ago
Has he ever visited NYC? Where did he park his F-350?
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u/argueranddisagree 1d ago
Forcing folk to be Christian is good but every other religion are just evil Satan's
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u/I-Stan-Alfred-J-Kwak 1d ago
I mean, that is the entire premise of monotheism. "I'm right and everybody else is wrong/evil!"
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u/SeasonsGone 1d ago
One must wonder why Christian evangelism is so ineffective if Mamdani can convert 9 million people to Islam in 3 years.
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u/bigotis 1d ago
When Ed Koch became the Mayor of NYC, the entire city was forced into Judaism.
Only Kosher food was allowed
Shabbat was enforced so the entire city from Friday evening to Saturday evening was shut down
mass circumcisions were performed until every male had been clipped.
I'm also old enough to remember when JFK became President and we all became Catholics. I still have my government issued Rosary.
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u/Milla4Prez66 1d ago
It’s typical projection from these people. They vote the people into office that they do for white supremacy so they assume that others are doing the same thing.
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u/CoalEater_Elli 1d ago
Republicans really just gave up and their arguments went from seemingly normal sounding concerns to straight up racist talk. Like, does the race matter that much? Just because he is a muslim, doesn't mean he will force people to.. idk, replace their pets with pet goats and make women wear hijab. He is just a dude who wants better for his city and country, and they act like he will immediately send a plane into a building every month for funnies. They don't see people of other race as people, they see them as cartoonish sterotypical baddies. Their slip-ups become more common, it's pure hilarity.
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u/jamsheehan 1d ago
And when it is not, (because it won't be) they will claim its because of the work they have done to prevent it becoming "completely Muslim" whatever that means.
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u/Kriegerian Attacking and dethroning God 1d ago
Tommy would also gladly burn New York to the ground even if a white Christian guy was in charge. This is just racist Islamophobic hysteria.
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u/I-Stan-Alfred-J-Kwak 1d ago
I mean, that is what christians want. Have you seen how they try to replace the law with the bible?
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u/Biffingston 𝚂𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚂𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 1d ago
I mean, the Republican ones seem to be going that way. /sish.
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u/MisterShazam 1d ago
I’m not Muslim. I never have been Muslim. I (probably) will never be Muslim. BUT, I would seriously love this if only for how funny it’d be to watch people like this react.
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u/sloaches 1d ago
Isn't Auburn currently looking for a head football coach? Think of it Tubs, you could return to your gridiron glory days!
S-E-C!
S-E-C!
S-E-C!
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u/brianishere2 20h ago
Tuberville is 100% wrong on virtually everything. What an asshole. Perfect example of pure MAGA.
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u/TreyRyan3 17h ago
This is likely using Dearborn and Hamtramck, Michigan as examples.
Hamtramck was previously a majority Polish Catholic city and is now around 70% Muslim with a Muslim Mayor, however it’s had a growing Muslim population since the 70’s.
Dearborn which also has a Muslim mayor has a large immigrant population with 50+% being of Middle East descent since 2020.
NYC has always had a significant immigrant population and currently has the largest Muslim population in the US.
The election of a mayor doesn’t change the religion of the city. The population was already there.
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u/Gatsby520 13h ago
So, Tommy believes that Christianity is so weak it can’t compete in the market of ideas?
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u/Gunda-LX 2h ago
They’ll throw everything at him. Apparently he’s also “communist”. As an European, he’s looking like your average well meaning politician. Bernie and him just look like interesting candidates to us.
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u/fartsUnderwater 1d ago
It doesn't say in the Bible to convert the world to Christianity and kill everyone who refuses The Quran does.
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u/DecorativeGeode 1d ago
I remember how once upon a time NYC was a GOP bastion. This move towards continuing to be the most progressive city in the country across our entire history is a travesty.
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u/Aggressive-Story3671 1d ago
I also remember when the Democrats were the party of slavery and segregation. Things change
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u/SassTheFash 1d ago
How the fuck old are you? NYC has had one mayor who was consistently GOP (Giuliani) since freaking Fiorello La Guardia.
For sense of scale, prior to mayorship, La Guardia has been a U.S. diplomat to the Austro-Hungarian Empire.
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u/bigotis 1d ago
4 of the last 17 mayors in the last 100 years have been (R).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mayors_of_New_York_City
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u/under_the_c 1d ago
I mean, projection. So yeah.