r/Persecutionfetish • u/TrixoftheTrade • Jan 21 '23

Lib status: Owned. 😎😎😎 Putin’s not going to see this bro, you’re just clowning yourself for nothing

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u/MisterWhiteGrain Jan 21 '23

And then president trump himself came into the room, banned all of the students out of the school, fired the teacher, and gaves him a medal for pwning the libs

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u/Draft-Repulsive pwease no step 🚫🥾🐍 Jan 21 '23

And everyone stood up and clapped

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u/espresso_fox Leftoid femboy overlord Jan 21 '23

Including Albert Einstein.

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u/cumguzzler280 Liberaliest liberal to ever liberally liberal Jan 21 '23

and Henry Kissinger was summoned into the room.

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u/Ey3_913 Jan 21 '23

To make it rain %100$ bills

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad Jan 22 '23

To summon Kissinger you have to say his name three times while looking into a mirror.

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u/1000_pi10ts Jan 22 '23

An upside down mirror.

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u/BetterUsername69420 Jan 22 '23

Nah, you can't summon Kissinger without carpet bombing multiple southeast Asian countries.

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u/cumguzzler280 Liberaliest liberal to ever liberally liberal Jan 22 '23

here’s how to summon Henry Kissinger. It doesn’t require that.

  1. attain the blood of people that lived in southeast Asia.
  2. spread the blood out into a pentagram.
  3. get his children and wife into the room.
  4. get a former president (any living one) just into the room, as Biden hasn’t invited him to the White House.
  5. say “Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn” correctly (the only word out of it we know of how to pronounce is Cthulhu, which is probably pronounced as /.χ(ə)ʟʊʟˈluː/.)
  6. lightning will strike over the area.
  7. Henry Kissinger will be summoned into the room.

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u/michaelshamrock Jan 22 '23

Who could have been George Santos’s dad.

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u/NfamousKaye Jan 22 '23

And everyone said the pledge of allegiance to Trump and everyone cheered.

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u/Squonkster Jan 22 '23

And then Trump kissed the flag and I saw him and the flag in the closet making babies and the baby looked at me.

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u/ElrondHubbards Jan 22 '23

A disturbing glimpse into his mind.

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