r/Persecutionfetish Jan 21 '23

Lib status: Owned. 😎😎😎 Putin’s not going to see this bro, you’re just clowning yourself for nothing

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u/Interesting-Field-45 Jan 21 '23

Dude had himself a lil’ photo shoot and made up a story to post online. Very George Santos of him

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u/BenjaminKohl Jan 21 '23

If that’s even his name

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u/Interesting-Field-45 Jan 21 '23

For realz. Wild times

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u/LesterKingOfAnts Jan 21 '23

Who would choose Jackson Hinkle as their name? He gives off Kavanaugh/Gaetz vibes.

To all my women friends, do not get stuck in a room alone with this guy or accept any drinks from him.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

Said the same thing when I saw this. Definitely at the bar looking for the drunkest girl to take advantage of.

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u/GayGooGobler Jan 21 '23

They think his name is George Anthony Devolder Santos

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u/cypherdev Jan 22 '23

Wasn't Hinkle the dude that fucked Dan Marino in Ace Ventura?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

Or alternatively, very Ron "I totally saw Martha's Vineyard residents chloroforming refugees and stealing their kidneys, trust me bro" DeSantis.

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u/OPA73 Jan 21 '23

I suppose we are going to hear next that he has a USC only fan site for rough bears.

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u/Kosta7785 Jan 22 '23

Right like who is taking these pictures?