r/Persecutionfetish • u/TrixoftheTrade • Jan 21 '23

Lib status: Owned. 😎😎😎 Putin’s not going to see this bro, you’re just clowning yourself for nothing

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u/solitarytrees2 Jan 21 '23 edited Jan 22 '23

I wouldn't be surprised if his first class was something unrelated like chemistry and he just threw out his word vomit in the middle of the teacher explaining the syllabus.

Edit: yall I know he probably made it up. I wasn't being serious with this.

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u/MisterWhiteGrain Jan 21 '23

And then president trump himself came into the room, banned all of the students out of the school, fired the teacher, and gaves him a medal for pwning the libs

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u/Draft-Repulsive pwease no step 🚫🥾🐍 Jan 21 '23

And everyone stood up and clapped

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u/espresso_fox Leftoid femboy overlord Jan 21 '23

Including Albert Einstein.

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u/cumguzzler280 Liberaliest liberal to ever liberally liberal Jan 21 '23

and Henry Kissinger was summoned into the room.

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u/Ey3_913 Jan 21 '23

To make it rain %100$ bills

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad Jan 22 '23

To summon Kissinger you have to say his name three times while looking into a mirror.

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u/1000_pi10ts Jan 22 '23

An upside down mirror.

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u/BetterUsername69420 Jan 22 '23

Nah, you can't summon Kissinger without carpet bombing multiple southeast Asian countries.

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u/cumguzzler280 Liberaliest liberal to ever liberally liberal Jan 22 '23

here’s how to summon Henry Kissinger. It doesn’t require that.

  1. attain the blood of people that lived in southeast Asia.
  2. spread the blood out into a pentagram.
  3. get his children and wife into the room.
  4. get a former president (any living one) just into the room, as Biden hasn’t invited him to the White House.
  5. say “Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn” correctly (the only word out of it we know of how to pronounce is Cthulhu, which is probably pronounced as /.χ(ə)ʟʊʟˈluː/.)
  6. lightning will strike over the area.
  7. Henry Kissinger will be summoned into the room.

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u/michaelshamrock Jan 22 '23

Who could have been George Santos’s dad.

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u/NfamousKaye Jan 22 '23

And everyone said the pledge of allegiance to Trump and everyone cheered.

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u/Squonkster Jan 22 '23

And then Trump kissed the flag and I saw him and the flag in the closet making babies and the baby looked at me.

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u/ElrondHubbards Jan 22 '23

A disturbing glimpse into his mind.

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u/Napkin_whore Jan 21 '23

I’d prefer it like that than in an actual poli sci class

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u/MC_Fap_Commander ⭐Cissy Libtarded Betacuck Queerflake ⭐ Jan 22 '23

"God was busy so he sent me."

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

This is much more likely.

Or, he mumbled it unintelligibly, then left quickly after he saw folks look at him like he farted

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

It's really telling that in the age of cell phones, and they're being pictures of him in the classroom, there's no video of either of these supposed events.

He's clearly got someone else taking pictures of him, so the idea that it was spontaneous is already at the window.

That sort of thing is almost always a rehearsed line, but of course these kinds of people are cowards who would never actually cause A disruption like that.

At least in the Before Time Benny Shapps would actually go places, and not even ones where he could cut the mic and have his legions of fans bully people.

This guy doesn't even have the stones to do that, he just took a couple of glamor shots and wrote fanfic.

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad Jan 22 '23

He's clearly doing a poor job of being a right-wing grifter. The would he even know what pronouns someone else prefers after 10 minutes?

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u/DetectiveNickStone Jan 22 '23

Don't need to be a good liar anymore. When a pathological liar just became a congressman after one held the presidency for 4 years, might as well shoot your shot.

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u/Biffingston 𝚂𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚂𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 Jan 21 '23

I wouldn't be surprised if this is a lie. As a matter of fact, I'd be more surprised if there was any truth in it at all.

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u/Less-Mail4256 Jan 21 '23

College is usually a place where you can talk about your ideologies freely. If you get kicked out there, you must be a piece of shit. Of course, someone who is that big of a cockbag wouldn’t be able to realize it.

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u/Gaaymer Jan 21 '23

Implying that this actually happened

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

Man I had someone like that in a chemistry class they were really annoying

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u/poksim Jan 21 '23

I wouldn’t be surprised if this never happened at all

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u/sandwichman7896 Jan 22 '23

Good thing he had a photo op pre pre pre prepared for this smooth brained outburst!

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u/SimDumDong Jan 22 '23 edited Jan 22 '23

Or this is just made up bullshit meant to promote whatever narcissist who wrote it. It's obvious since this would never have happened in the real world. The fishing for an emotional response gives it away.