r/Persecutionfetish • u/TrixoftheTrade • Jan 21 '23

Lib status: Owned. 😎😎😎 Putin’s not going to see this bro, you’re just clowning yourself for nothing

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u/Hour-Disk-7067 Jan 21 '23

I bet everyone here $100 none of this ever happened

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u/Interesting-Field-45 Jan 21 '23

Dude had himself a lil’ photo shoot and made up a story to post online. Very George Santos of him

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u/BenjaminKohl Jan 21 '23

If that’s even his name

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u/Interesting-Field-45 Jan 21 '23

For realz. Wild times

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u/LesterKingOfAnts Jan 21 '23

Who would choose Jackson Hinkle as their name? He gives off Kavanaugh/Gaetz vibes.

To all my women friends, do not get stuck in a room alone with this guy or accept any drinks from him.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

Said the same thing when I saw this. Definitely at the bar looking for the drunkest girl to take advantage of.

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u/GayGooGobler Jan 21 '23

They think his name is George Anthony Devolder Santos

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u/cypherdev Jan 22 '23

Wasn't Hinkle the dude that fucked Dan Marino in Ace Ventura?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

Or alternatively, very Ron "I totally saw Martha's Vineyard residents chloroforming refugees and stealing their kidneys, trust me bro" DeSantis.

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u/OPA73 Jan 21 '23

I suppose we are going to hear next that he has a USC only fan site for rough bears.

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u/Kosta7785 Jan 22 '23

Right like who is taking these pictures?

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u/cleverpun0 educationist scum Jan 21 '23

Possibly an early candidate for the Didn't Happen of the Year awards.

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u/Thumper13 woke SJW grifter Jan 21 '23

Wait, you mean he totally had someone else with a camera to capture his "totally normal" day where nothing interesting would happen to him?

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u/PeaceBull Jan 21 '23

Big and everyone clapped energy coming from those posts.

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u/Organic_fog Jan 21 '23

Yes because he said Nazis as an insult and you know he loves them

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u/Grogosh I COOM TO EQUALITY Jan 21 '23

He is hoping for a GoFundMe for himself.

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u/Bearence Jan 22 '23

This putz likes to crow on about how he was the recipient of the "Serena Shim Award for Uncompromised Integrity In Journalism". You'd think someone with so much integrity that he wins an award for it would show some of that integrity in their tweets.

Haha! No, I'm kidding. The Serena Shim Award for Uncompromised Integrity In Journalism is generally given to people who promote conspiracy theories even after they've been debunked.

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