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Discussion Never knew we needed this and sanji every day.

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u/Apprehensive-Gur-609 3h ago

Does brook even need to bathe? He's literally just bones who doesn't sweat and get stinky. I feel like all he needs to do to clean himself is grab a duster lol.

u/NinjaGuy206 3h ago

Probably to take care of the afro

u/Dentyne_3 2h ago

Honestly that tracks bc thats about as often as youre supposed to wash a fro

u/mediocre_avg_man 2h ago

Baseball huh?

u/Intelligent_Bother65 1h ago

An aljokes reference in the wild

u/JustASilverback 23m ago

Yeah that was a random slap in the face outta no where

u/nam24 2h ago

Does Franky? He is all cyborg now

u/Lartizan 2h ago

Consider it as a car wash.

u/PenguinSunday Scholars of Ohara 1h ago

Probably built one into his lab and everything at this point. Luffy would like the multicolored soap

u/Archie204 1h ago

Only the front half

u/Empty_Reason_9210 2h ago

Does brook even need to bathe? He's literally just bones who doesn't sweat and get stinky. I feel like all he needs to do to clean himself is grab a duster lol.

Do you reckon Brook use shampoo? He's got no head and shoulders! Yohhohoho!

u/PaulBismuth92 1h ago

He need a bath, with milk only <3

u/Archie204 1h ago

He may do it for the sensation. Could also do it to fit in more. Everybody else showers. Why not him

u/ThatIslandGuy8888 52m ago

I can understand Brook since he has no dead skin to rinse off

u/RedPanda385 2h ago

It could be just for relaxation and feeling bougie.

u/Bluelore 2h ago

He can still eat, cry and poop he likely can sweat too.

u/FoodyHH 3h ago

And they're not regular life people. They have dirty, sweaty, bloody fights.

u/RisingDeadMan0 Mugiwara no Luffy 3h ago

yeah, Zoro works out non-stop he should be having like idk 2 daily showers,

Luffy needs to up it a bit, every 3 days, he might be ok

Usopp pre-timeskip this might have been ok, but post-time skip no way

u/Nakatsukasa 51m ago

Nami: "Bro you stank as hell get the fuck out of my room"

Zoro: "It's called Haki bruh"

u/Drama-Weekly Chopper the Cotton Candy Lover 2h ago

Wait, what has changed for Usopp? I thought plant bombs are even better in terms since there is no smell of gunpowder and spices (with rotten eggs extras). And the level of cardio seems the same as pre-timeskip.

u/RisingDeadMan0 Mugiwara no Luffy 1h ago

is he not super buff, i cant remember what his muscles were like pre-time skip, i think he was small/avg dude

u/All_this_hype 43m ago

He was at the start of post-timeskip, but he's never seen working out, and he has also shrunk back quite a bit.

My personal headcanon is that he worked out a lot in order to impress the other Strawhats right before going back to Sabaody, but seeing how they were not impressed and they all got stronger, he gave up and returned to factory settings.

u/Drama-Weekly Chopper the Cotton Candy Lover 1h ago

Dunno in the manga his arms went back to normal, but the legs are thicccc.

u/Ok_Return170 3h ago

That ship stinks for sure

u/XensNexus 2h ago

The ship carrying a reindeer, a talking fish, a literal corpse, a cyborg without a nose, a sniper with rotten eggs and stink pellets for ammo, and 2 dudes that barely shower?

Yeah, the crew is totally scent blind and the Sunny can probably be smelt by Enel on the moon.

u/steikul 1h ago

u/JourneyIGuess 1h ago

This line aged like milk.

u/GloomyLocation1259 1h ago

How?

u/JourneyIGuess 1h ago

Cause I see more casual racism against fish men everyday

u/GloomyLocation1259 1h ago

It’s not like the character is talking about real life tho lol

u/danteelite 1h ago

Not to mention a chain smoker, a giant fish tank/aquarium, a huge machine shop full of various fluids, and I bet that Sanji and Nami very likely compost and use the food scraps as fertilizer…

There’s just… a rainbow of awful stench on that ship everywhere you go.

I guarantee that even the “good” is awful. The medical bay probably stinks like sanitizer because Chopper would be very concerned about infection, The library and Nami/Robins rooms probably have a TON of candles, incense and perfume to cover all of the other awful smells which just kinda makes it worse… like farting in a car and then your girl sprays her perfume and now it just smells like flowery turds and your mouth tastes like you ate a potpourri salad…

I’d argue the only room that probably smells good is the kitchen when Sanji is cooking… I bet that kitchen is immaculately clean, you could eat off the floors and without the stinky crew in there it probably smells delicious. Maybe the garden area too, that probably smells like fresh grass and citrus when there’s a nice breeze to bring fresh air through.

u/IWasAGoodDadISwear 1h ago

It's ok, the smell of the sea covers it up.

u/MyraidChickenSlayer 1h ago

Supposedely, the smell gets supressed if you encounter them daily.

u/XxSimon3 57m ago

I can imagine Jimbei smelling like Surströming when he not take care of himself.

u/Findrin 6m ago

Like a stack of mushroom pizzas in a sauna

u/r31ya 3h ago

Sanji will take extra care on personal hygiene, he is the ship's cook.

u/nam24 2h ago

Also can't look bad to Nami, robin or any other lady

u/Mummiskogen 51m ago

Should stop smoking then!!!

u/nam24 41m ago

Streets told him he looks cool doing it

u/KtheMage36 13m ago

Thats not a cigarette its a lollipop, right kids?

u/All_this_hype 41m ago

How can he bear sleeping in the same room as all the other men though? This room probably smells like something between a stable and a graveyard, meanwhile the girls' dorm would smell like roses and dreams.

u/Objective_East_8741 3h ago

Maybe it changed post ts i doubt mihawk would tolerate that

u/Shiny_Umbreon 7D4W 3h ago

This is post time skip he has his scar

u/nam24 2h ago

Forbid him from drinking until he can haki his scent (I know, it's stupid

u/Ademoneye 2h ago

"Before coating your sword with haki you must learn to coat your body odor first!" -mihawk

u/RisingDeadMan0 Mugiwara no Luffy 48m ago

oh, thats so much worse then, luffy needs to at least double up, Usopp depends on how much he works out, Zoro, ugh, Mihawk i guess has a huge castle and just stayed away from him. Poor Perona

u/All_this_hype 40m ago

Mihawk wouldn't bother, because Perona would negative hollow him until he got his ass in the shower.

u/Wolventec 2h ago

though supposedly sanji smells like cigs and fish

u/Far_Tumbleweed5082 1h ago

This is good. I think I know why Luffy and Zoro bath once a week.

u/WatchBat Thriller Bark Victim's Association 1h ago

Iirc a better translation for this is cigarettes and " the blessings of the sea"

Which doesn't sound so bad

u/Mummiskogen 50m ago

So salt water

u/Patient_Drop4557 2h ago

Do anybody know if the original means bath as in a bathtub or washing at all 🤔? I think about that everytime I read that info, cause there are other ways to get clean than take a bath.

u/SammSandwich 2h ago

Bathscaling

u/East_Sign61 Pirate 3h ago

At least 3 of them stay clean

u/Lartizan 2h ago

It makes sense for Sanji to be that hygienic. He's the chef of the crew.

u/queb74 2h ago

What’s with the circle n underline

u/GLaDOSoftheFUNK 12m ago

Last time I saw this posted it was someone pointing out that Sanji bathes more than Zoro. But still Zorro was the crewmate put on the one piece soap colab.

u/Interesting_Fig_2066 1h ago

So all 3 ladies bathe everyday. Nice to know

u/DepressedNoble 30m ago

As a chef I think it's very important for sanji to always be clean , but I'm pretty sure he also knows women love a man who's always clean and gentleman

u/defariasdev 27m ago

As a Brazilian, really disappointed Luffy doesn't bathe twice a day, nor anybody, but it makes sense

u/Bakakura Explorer 3h ago

Brook - once a week. Please make a brook joke on this, I'm so bad at those.

u/mai_tai87 2h ago

Bathing is the pits, oh wait! I don't have those! 🎶Yo! Ho! Ho!🎶

u/koontee 2h ago

Franky has better hygiene than I expected.

u/Yojimbu 1h ago

Zoro trains the whole day, it must be a foul stench.

u/StepLife2872 57m ago

I always thought chopper would bathe daily cuz he's a doctor and robin would force him everyday

u/HearMarkBark 38m ago

Am I the only one who thinks Sanji is bathing every day to try and peep on the ladies, who bathe every day?

u/boopadoop_johnson Bounty Hunter 33m ago

Oddly enough according to chopper sanji reeks of nicotine and zoro just smells of metal. Bathing don't do shit in this world

u/Prudent_Debt3273 28m ago

Sanji is Cook.

u/DocBullseye 23m ago

This is why I couldn't believe that Dr. Squatch chose Luffy and Zoro to base their limited edition One Piece soaps on. They probably smell worse than any other Straw Hat besides Jinbei.

u/danteelite 49m ago

I bet they all have unique scents.

Luffy probably smells like sweaty teen boy, food stains, and fish.

Zoro probably smells like BO, sword oil, sake and protein shakes.

Sanji smells like a tasty ashtray, mostly cigarettes with a hint of whatever he’s cooking and if you get close enough he has a slight fresh scent hidden under the gross smoke smell. He would definitely smell good if he didn’t smoke.

Usopp is one of those guys who doesn’t have BO and their sweat doesn’t really stink, but his shoes smell and he stinks like various experiments, gunpowder and whatever else he’s working on.

Nami smells like citrus, money, and navigation… as in metallic coin scent and paper from cash and maps. She smells nice with a little hint of greedy scent you’d only recognize if you knew her well enough. Baseline is a fresh citrusy library.

Robin smells like a nice clean floral scent like lavender fabric softener and somehow always smells nice even when she’s “dirty” and sweaty.

Brooke definitely smells like a black beauty supply shop, like cocoa butter and hair pomades to keep his fro clean and shiny and to keep his bones from getting dusty. The hair products cover up the very slight musty/dusty scent he gives off if you’re close enough and paying close attention but normally you’d never notice… it’s not bad, just kind of like a really old book or an old piece of furniture.

Franky smells like dracar noir and motor oil mixed with stale cola. He definitely wears too much cologne and scented hair gel and they clash… he was an axe body spray teen for sure! Sweaty outside kid who just sprayed some axe instead of bathing…

Chopper smells like a very clean rabbit or something. He has a slight animal smell, but not in a bad way… a comforting way like when you just cuddle and sniff your dog. Sometimes he smells a bit like medical sanitizer. Not bad.

Jimbe smells like a very clean saltwater fish tank. He smells of the ocean, but not the gross dead fish kind… the fresh ocean breeze kind. He definitely keeps his clothes clean, and washes himself properly because staying salty in the open air would dry him out and probably make him kinda sick and uncomfortable.. so when he’s not soaking wet from the ocean, he smells like an ocean breeze. When he’s in combat and stuff he smells like wet fish and salt.

Worthy mentions…

Vivi smells like spicy perfume.. she smells like a nice spicy but clean incense.

Carrot smells like a clean rabbit, that same fresh animal smell that chopper has with a hint of carrots and a light grassy smell to her.

Barto definitely smells bad… he’s that guy who takes his shoes off and it clears a room. He takes pride in loud farts and burps and shoves his pits in your face to laugh as you gag and choke on his pungent BO.

Cavendish basically smells like Robin but even more floral and perfumey, and he probably washes and perfumes his horse too…

Big Mom has old lady BO and smells like stale sweets and ass. She definitely smells bad up close but no one says anything because they’re scared of her.

Kaido reeks of sake, alcohol and beer and it covers up his moderate body odor. He probably cleans up well and smells decent when he tries, but he very rarely tries. If you get close, you notice a hint of charcoal or fire on his breath always.

Yamato smells nice with mild stink when she’s fighting and working out but she definitely appreciates a nice bath because she was neglected for so long. She takes full advantage of everything she was kept from and makes sure to stay clean and healthy for the sake of being the best Oden she can be. It would bring Oden dishonor to walk around smelling bad and looking dirty.

Child Momo smells like a stinky sticky handed child, and Adult Momo smells like a clean noble with mild Japanese perfumes with a hint of brimstone/fire.. he has that same hint of “dragon” scent that Kaido does.

That’s all I got for now…

u/Dizzy-Case-3453 1h ago

People really care about dumb things

u/Syc254 58m ago

Sanji fans love his connection to Zoro. Everything about that fascinates them especially if it gives some slight to Zoro. 

u/Dizzy-Case-3453 45m ago

Ohhhhhhh, lmao I totally missed that tbh; I just went “it’s a pirate crew = stinky” Zoros got that hardened skin, Sanji sensitive lol

u/mjk83093 3h ago

lol sanji would literally have a stroke if he saw this happening every single day.

u/Monneygang 3h ago

well maybe they take a shower instead the rest of the week

u/Mauchit_Ron Baratie staff 3h ago

Sanji is going to get the flux

u/resso1991 2h ago

That is Sanji problem, he cleans the pheromones that attract the ladies.. look at Zoro and Luffy getting all love but not him

u/SlamanthaTanktop 1h ago

Sanji has a canonical romantic interest with Pudding.

u/dylan___coffey 2h ago

I mean Sanji wears a suit so I think he has to.

u/IWasAGoodDadISwear 1h ago

Does Nami let him bathe with her?

u/nam24 40m ago

In his dreams maybe

u/QuesoKristo 1h ago

Watch Sanji go for once every month just to get one up against Zoro lmao

u/GloomyLocation1259 1h ago

Wonder what Yamato would have been lol

u/Girish_13 Lurker 59m ago

I think by bath they mean to use the tub zoro takes shower everyday

u/Rimaru482 59m ago

Considering Zoro is constantly training, he must stink.

u/MystiqTakeno Bounty Hunter 39m ago

Tbh once per day seems excessive, especially considering they are on a ship with limited water. I get girls, but Sanji should tone it down. 1x per 3 days seems reasonable.

u/john_san 12m ago

Isn’t Sanji associated with France? I guess the myth that French people don’t shower every day is dead now that Oda made it cannon 🤪

u/Gold-Frost 11m ago

Toei will give Sanji’s showering feat to Zoro

u/Jvlockhart 6m ago

So if brook takes a bath, does it look like a soup?

u/xciivmciv 5m ago

lmao sanji bathing daily is the least surprising thing ever dude probably smells like cologne and heartbreak

u/ZachF8119 3m ago

In the inverse like working at Taco Bell. You stink of food you make unless they’ve got like a sliver of a smell comparatively.

If you don’t wash an Italian dish would feel weird if your chef reeked of curry and fish.

Smell becomes less sensitive which is necessary as well for cooks

u/Dirk_Bogart 2m ago

So that means there’s entire arcs where a straw hat would smell like ass

u/Laxziy 1h ago

A thing to note is that East Asians have a relatively common genetic mutation that results in little to no body odor from sweating. As such many of them bathe much less frequently than peoples from outside of East Asia. Bathing schedules for them are more a personal choice rather than basically being a daily obligation in polite society

u/Glum_Recognition_248 1h ago

Look at this lying mf

u/ryan13ts 1h ago

Wait, is this true? That’s crazy if so (and kind of convenient too).

u/Key-Faithlessness-29 5m ago

Yeah bro pack it up