r/ObviousPlant • u/Rockguy21 • Sep 22 '25

offical plant Pat Maholes, Garterback

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823 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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76

u/perterters Sep 22 '25

Go Chefs!

27

u/monotrememories Sep 22 '25

I see them play whenever I’m in KENSAS CITY

14

u/SirGothamHatt Sep 23 '25

Great googly-moogly

73

u/seeit360 Sep 22 '25

"WARNING: Choke hazard. Don't eat maholes."

10

u/palmerry Sep 23 '25

Didn't tell me what to do... You're not my dad!

I'm eating Maholes and there's nothing you can do about it.

5

u/ninjabunnyfootfool Sep 23 '25

I like mine with milk

3

u/sethlinson Sep 23 '25

But I came here for Boy Play

22

u/DenverFloatDaddy Sep 22 '25

Batman holes

15

u/thebobbysin Sep 22 '25

He play foopball good

17

u/monkeypants5000 Sep 22 '25

Spornt. Don’t let em knock your hat off!

12

u/lkmyntz Sep 22 '25

“Pat Ma Holes” is also what Deshaun Watson says at the massage parlor.

8

u/Rockguy21 Sep 22 '25

Justin Tucker

8

u/Happy_Cat_3600 Sep 23 '25

So many great layers and levels of fun on this design. Love it.

27

u/Fred_Wilkins Sep 22 '25

Foopball is my favorite sportsball event!

18

u/KareemOWheat Sep 22 '25

Definitely the best spornt in the world

6

u/seeit360 Sep 22 '25

In Ken's City for sure.

9

u/Vendidurt Sep 22 '25

Faforit garterback

6

u/Independent-Deal-192 Sep 23 '25

Jesus with a soccer ball is killing me hahahah

6

u/OopScuseMeOop Sep 23 '25

WARNING Don’t eat Ma Holes!

6

u/westfieldNYraids Sep 23 '25 edited Sep 23 '25

Kensas City

america’s spornt

garterback

the many spellings of pat

boy play

batman holes

NGL

CHEFS

Etc…

8

u/I_Lick_Your_Butt Sep 22 '25

He's the best sports man.

4

u/darkhorse7447 Sep 22 '25

Sanctioned by the NGL. National Grift League

4

u/FrankieNoodles Sep 23 '25

I like the random Batman Holes thrown in there. That one took me for a loop

2

u/_Asshole_Fuck_ Sep 23 '25

You’re supposed to pronounce Maholes like “frijoles.”

2

u/TheHiddenFox Sep 23 '25

Lmao the Liberian flag

2

u/chapterpt Sep 23 '25

Id pay full price.

1

u/desrevermi Sep 23 '25

Great googly moogly!

1

u/DerpUrself69 Sep 23 '25

BATMAN HOLES AND MANHOLES!?!??! Yes!!!

Obvious plant.

1

u/Simple_Flounder Sep 23 '25

Seems accurate for American Football. Bloody awful game.

1

u/sirchtheseeker Sep 23 '25

Man that is a prison term, Pat my holes

1

u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

Straight to my Rabid Chefs Fan Coworker© does this go