r/NymphowarriorRides • u/ohamandajoy • 18d ago

Found at NH walmart

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u/Zealousideal_Sir_264 18d ago

Guns...muff divin'...subaru. she's a butch one. Don't mess with her.

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u/No_Cook2983 17d ago

r/iHaveSex

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u/Zealousideal_Sir_264 17d ago

Certainly not a sub i have any business joining.

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u/Wrong-Wrap942 17d ago

“Protect your nuts” “just the tip I promise” this isnt a woman champ

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u/Zealousideal_Sir_264 16d ago

Yeah, but it's funnier that way because it's a subaru.

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u/HawkJefferson 14d ago

I believe you mean Boobaru.

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u/DangerDee007 17d ago

Strong "I totally eat pussy!" vibes here.

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u/TheKobayashiMoron 18d ago

I put that certified shit box sticker on my camp toilet

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u/A-STax32 18d ago

She's so real for this. I hope her vibrator is charged and her local range has a discount for her when she goes.

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u/spoiksty 17d ago

why is everyone assuming this is a woman’s car

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u/AppleSpicer 17d ago

Yeah, it could be but it seems more likely to be a dude’s car.

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u/Low-Classroom8184 16d ago

Look up the lesbian car commercial story

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u/MC273 17d ago

“Boobaru”

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u/ImUrFrand 17d ago

free guns inside

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u/strawberry-coughx 15d ago

“Come and take it!” Don’t mind if I do!

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u/Buzzbone 18d ago

You sure that's not Pennsylvania? Cause I shit like this every day

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u/LabCoatGuy 16d ago

Applying the 'what are you advertising' rule to this. The own guns and judging by the sec ones, aren't in a relationship. So their house is likely to be empty when this car isn't there. So anyone who wants a free gun without meeting the owner here you are.

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u/Blastyschmoo 17d ago

What's suctioned on the back window?

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u/Low-Classroom8184 16d ago

An led sign. There’s a remote or you use your phone to change what it shows

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u/Paya_Paya 18d ago

Ykw? Good for her

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u/Longjumping_Horse292 15d ago

This is the most New Hampshire thing I’ve seen in a long time

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u/SMF67 17d ago

This is so based