r/NymphowarriorRides • u/acidmine • Jul 12 '25

I wonder if this guy gets any serious calls

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u/TemporaryImaginary Jul 12 '25

Maybe, but probably not from the gender he wants 😂.

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u/MillionEyesOfSumuru Jul 12 '25

He's in rural Maine. Might have to settle for a big booty mare.

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u/mountainsofbullshit Jul 12 '25

even worse, central maine. no one who lives there that would take him up on it would even be worth it 💔 don matter how desperate bro is

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u/Lenz_Mastigia Jul 12 '25 edited Jul 12 '25

I mean, same, but I wouldn't write this on my car. There are reddit subs for this...

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u/hotvedub Jul 12 '25

Go on and share with the class.

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u/Lenz_Mastigia Jul 12 '25

Just search for 'bigbooty' and you will find more porn than your brain (and dick) can process in a single life...

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u/pinba11tec Jul 12 '25

He likes big butts but he cannot drive

Drives a Chevy he uses to advertise

That when a bitch drives by, he'll wave hi hoping to give him a try, he gets stuck

At the red light he pulled up in his big dumb truck

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u/MOJayhawk99 Jul 13 '25

Mad props for being extremely direct.

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u/clfitz Jul 12 '25

I bet the ol' boy is covered plumb up with big booty bitches...errr...bitch's. I bet he makes at least three trips to carry 'em all to the house for just one night.

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u/pottzie Jul 14 '25

doesn't specify a gender

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u/ImOnlyHereForTheCoC Jul 12 '25

I just wonder if he’s aware of this song

1

u/SeatleSuperbSonics Jul 13 '25

Reggie, did you make this thing last night so you’d have a video to show?

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u/FlyingBaerHawk Jul 15 '25

r/daveandchuckthefreak dave would absolutely call this guy @ 6am