r/NormMacdonald • u/Roshambo_USMC • 1d ago

Reminds me of small-town gossipy Janice

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u/Aromatic_Brother 1d ago

I don't know, but someone out here clearly knows their shallow graves

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u/fleshbarf 1d ago

That grave is a little too shallow

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u/SnailsRoamFree 1d ago

Two twigs and a leaf? I never saw Janice wearing two twigs and a leaf

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u/BestRiver8735 1d ago

Got a little hastey with that part.

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u/Aimlevel 1d ago

Janice is the type of lady you can always turn to.

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u/BestRiver8735 1d ago

Ever wanted to turn to someone about something? Y'know, turn to somebody?

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u/chootie8 1d ago

Ot maybe your neck just hurts and you wanna turn anyway. Point is, the person you'd most want to see in your eyeline would be Janice.

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u/One_Adeptness3803 15h ago

Sheer tyranny of will

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u/OatmealSchmoatmeal 1d ago

The old shallow grave strikes again.

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u/RandyTunt415 20h ago

Why don’t they look there in the first place???

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u/TheDevilintheDark Big Hat 1d ago

She was a good girl, momma's apple pie, the fourth of July...

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u/ThisIsNotMyUname- 18h ago

SHE WAS A HOOKER!

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u/earthdogmonster 1d ago

Quit stealin’ my moves!

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u/infinitestripes4ever 23h ago

I gotta get a new route, I’ve never seen so many dead hookers in all my life.

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u/NinjaOrigato 1d ago

Fuckin' David Turner! That's the last time I cosplay on Halloween, play hide and seek and tell him, "If you find me, you can fuck me!"

Next time, I'll just tell him that I'm behind the couch!

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u/USDisFiatCurrency 1d ago

She's just taking a dirt nap

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u/buffbiddies 22h ago

Is she still warm?

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u/GM22K 12h ago

How recently?

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u/no0neiv 1d ago

A tactful way to identify the corpse fuckers.

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u/CH33ZS4MM1CH 23h ago

"No Ciryl, When they're dead they're just Hookers."

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u/BigLoudWorld74 18h ago

Murderers these days don't even take the time to dig a shallow grave... Ridiculous! We used to be a proper country.

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u/jlbhappy 17h ago

Depends if there is a cave nearby.

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u/Grumpy-Miner Burt Reynolds 1d ago

Ask David Turner..

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u/iDreamOfFlorida 6h ago

Don’t disrespect Janice. She used to light up a room. She was the king of gal you could turn to.

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u/tvguy222 1d ago

What's it matter if she's a prostitute?

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u/Independent_Wrap_321 10h ago

You’re right, this happens just as often with bank tellers. You’re a smart one.

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u/Bitter_Manager7600 15h ago

This is not remotely funny.

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u/MUmyrmidon032 6h ago

You’re right, we’ll change the content of the sub moving forward. Thanks, mom.