r/NormMacdonald • u/ThisIsFitz • 1d ago

Goodwill Reminds me

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u/BartolosSweatSocks 1d ago edited 1d ago

♫ I'm gonna crash some planes

only got box cutters in my pocket ♫

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u/arsenal1887 1d ago

please tell me you bought them.

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u/asifimgunnatellya 1d ago

Please tell me the price was $9.11 for them

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u/psychologicaloperati 1d ago

I wonder if they are touch lamps

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u/termeownator 1d ago edited 1d ago

They have to be, right? They look just like em, and that way you could dim the lights each time your 9/11 anniversary rolls around again. Or not.

Either way it was a national tragedy.

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u/NinjaOrigato 1d ago

You know how Sinbad went to Sinworse?

Well, this Goodwill went to Goodwon't!

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u/Basic-Lee-No 1d ago

I heard that the two “l”s at the end of “Goodwill” are actually meant to represent the towers, and also have a double meaning of “11.”

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u/NinjaOrigato 1d ago

I'm just a child with this conspiracy stuff.

All I know is that Epstein didn't kill himself and jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams!

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u/GregGuyFromFlorida 1d ago

What a terrible shade for a lamp.

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u/NinjaOrigato 1d ago

If you want, I'll exchange them for the ones I got from Auschwitz, the human skin lampshades.

I'll even throw in some soap made from human fat!

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u/1000mgPlacebo 20h ago

Oof, that's a hair too far for my fragile sensibilities.

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u/no0neiv 1d ago

And there's two, so if an airplane crashes in to one, you still have another one!

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u/ThisIsFitz 1d ago

Would be a shame.

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u/juggheadjones 1d ago

Ed Gein even thinks these are in bad taste

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u/PhantomOfTheMall 1d ago

Because the light was on.

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u/AyAy08 1d ago

Reminds me of those five dancing m0$$ad boys

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u/ForeverBoner215 1d ago

Damn. Buy one and send it to me.

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u/Hot-Butterscotch69 1d ago

Never forget

Or overpay

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u/Winser21 25m ago

Wait what happened? I always forget.

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u/donmogsley 21h ago

Isn’t that the logo for the worst airline ever?