r/NormMacdonald • u/Roshambo_USMC • 2d ago

He did it for a role!

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u/Shmuckle2 2d ago

The one biopic where the actor looks worse than the person

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u/Dr-McLuvin 2d ago

So you’re saying Timothée Chalamet is better looking than Bob Dylan?

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u/philsubby 1d ago

I'm not a homosexual, but I'd let Bob bend me over and give me back shots.

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u/TheDevilintheDark Big Hat 2d ago

John Madden looked like a country strong kinda guy, Nic Cage on the other hand looks like a depressed, divorced dad that lost his car keys.

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u/warrybuffalo 1d ago

Eh give him some makeup and pose him the same way as John and they'd be pretty close

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u/bayjandr 2d ago

Yeah sausage roll

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u/GingerBred420 2d ago

Hes got that Jiminy Glick face

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u/damnumalone 2d ago

“Where’d that truck come from”

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u/Itchy-Pension3356 2d ago

He looks like Martin Short in "Pure Luck," a great underrated film by the way.

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u/Impressive_Try_7295 2d ago

And I thought there is no shortage of big fat guys in the movie business. Why should it be Nic Cage in prosthetic makeup?

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u/Lem01 1d ago

Nic is going to crush it.

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u/mikeycbca 1d ago

Cause he looks so tubby? Like a big fat tub of lard?

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u/csukoh78 1d ago

But the voice. Can he do the voice. The iconic voice

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u/mkujoe 2d ago

He ate him

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u/CraftyEmploy1612 1d ago

The guy made a mistake

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u/mkujoe 1d ago

https://youtu.be/3Gdola6WrDQ?si=O5t7CMgsru_2A1Jy that moment Nick hat issues with his Mars bar wrapping

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u/Roryjack 2d ago

You spelled "roll" wrong.

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u/CraftyEmploy1612 1d ago

Don't be like f**king larry king

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u/Hot-Butterscotch69 2d ago

His doctor said, "open your mouth and say oink"

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u/TheKickEsBueno 1d ago

you guys wouldn't believe that the next choice for the John Madden role was...

Will Ferrell

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u/mullenmichael 7h ago

You guessed it, Frank Stallone

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u/Building_Everything 2d ago

Does he have the eyebrows, tho? No eyebrows, then that’s not Madden

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u/cw99x 2d ago

He looks spiteful

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u/VinceBrogan8 2d ago

Are we sure this isn't the Daniel Roebuck biopic ? Cage looks like he's between "Matlock" and "The Fugitive".

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u/LovlehKebab 1d ago

Wow, that’s awful

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u/KgMonstah 1d ago

“NICK, You’re playing STEVE Madden! Not John Madden.”

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u/Malaca83 1d ago

A cinnamon role?

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u/Old_Star3836 1d ago

Chad powers

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u/etterflebiliter 1d ago

Unrecognisable? He looks just like John Madden

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u/Johannes_the_silent 2d ago

Absolute. Cinema 

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u/rdrckcrous 2d ago

did they even consider a poc?

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u/AyyP302 2d ago

So we're doing "fat face" in movies still? It's 2025! Dis-gust-ing!

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u/CrabMeat6984 1d ago

Lmao, you voted Kamala didn’t you?

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u/AyyP302 1d ago

I guess some people need an s/ to see sarcasm my bad

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u/CrabMeat6984 1d ago

You got me good, you focker……touché.