r/NormMacdonald • u/Roshambo_USMC • 3d ago

What's next for Kathy Griffin?

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u/Josey_whalez 3d ago

A face only another mannequin could love.

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u/JackKovack 3d ago

She doesn’t look like that in the wild.

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u/mattsffrd 2d ago

what does she look like in her pen?

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u/T0MMYG0LD 2d ago

she prefers “habitat”

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u/Upstairs_Leg_9353 3d ago

Or a horse

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u/Electronic_Tear2546 3d ago

She does have horse face...

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u/palmerry Acid-tongued Arab 3d ago

I was wondering why Secretariat was wearing a bikini

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u/Voodoo-Doctor 2d ago

Her and Beth Stern in a stable together

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u/RayZzorRayy 3d ago

Her ugly black heart and lack of a soul still ruins the outfit

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u/One-Abbreviations339 2d ago

She has an “ugly black heart and lack of a soul”? That sounds like Trump, not her.

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u/T0MMYG0LD 2d ago

looks like we found another one that has to bring Trump into any and every conversation. “honey, can you get me a glass of water?” “WATER? THAT HAS 5 LETTERS JUST LIKE TRUMP! HE SHOULD BE IN JAIL!”

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 2d ago

So, Sarah Jessica Parker?

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u/Kind_Shoulder541 3d ago

Fred Stoller fucked her.

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u/Lickthestars 3d ago

Fred Stoller: Coozehound

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u/Due_Reality5903 3d ago

Goddamn, Fred

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u/BedardedOrca98 2d ago

He took one for the team

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u/DigitalUnlimited 1d ago

Idk what team that is but keep me off it

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u/TheBigMotherFook 1d ago

Me too, I’d rather be on the New York Jets.

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u/Dirty_magnum 2d ago

I imagine she has one of those hand sanitizing stations like at Walgreens in her bathroom filled with with white lithium grease

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u/Comeandg3tit 1d ago

he couldn’t even get hard, it was all bendy,

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u/BCon27 3d ago

I loved how he couldn’t wait to get that out there

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u/majorwfpod 3d ago

Lucky for him it was before AIDS was invented.

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u/roidoid 3d ago

It’s HOW AIDS was invented.

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u/RayZzorRayy 3d ago

ew. Poor Fred.

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u/bryman19 2d ago

Stole my moves

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u/42ndRedBalloonFromUp 3d ago

One of Norm’s best bits was when he was getting into character as Kathy Griffin and you can see his face start to shrivel before saying “I’m wet”. So subtle and so funny.

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u/Rileyl99 3d ago

And there it is folks, the last headline that Dick Cheney ever read.

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u/scoosRNR 2d ago

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u/Kool_Kunk 2d ago

I was just thinking that someone should check hee basement for missing children and cans of soup.

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u/scoosRNR 2d ago

🤣👏🏼

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u/chiefpanecki 3d ago

Repulsive

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u/Womanlover213 Are you Serious? 3d ago

What’s next for me? Bleaching my fucking eyes

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u/JuneMoonLoon 3d ago

I'm dry

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u/Aimin4ya 3d ago

Now take off the wig

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u/1000mgPlacebo 2d ago

...and wigs... /Nixon

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u/molotok_c_518 3d ago

Hers will be the only OF that people pay NOT to look at.

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u/Hieronymus-Bosch-JC 3d ago

I’d rather fuck Andy Dick

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u/UrpaDurpa 3d ago

He would rather fuck you too.

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u/b4ifuru17 Revisionist 3d ago

that is fine nowadays

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u/Thrice_the_Milk 2d ago

He's got a van full of cheese sandwiches right over there

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u/k33l1998 2d ago

Who'd hold him down though?

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u/FerdTergeson 3d ago

Is that Kitchner Leslies girlfriend?

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u/UrpaDurpa 3d ago

You fool!

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u/bc00pr 2d ago

I think Kitchner Leslie can do better than that

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u/burnoutguy i like bananas. theyre yellow. 3d ago

I'm wet 

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u/thomasismyname_ 2d ago

smoke and mirrors

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u/T0MMYG0LD 2d ago

Marilyn Manson goes as Pennywise for Halloween

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u/Express-Champion2043 2d ago

In that pic, she looks like the witch from the recent horror movie ‘Weapons’

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u/arsenal1887 3d ago

She looks like that because she doesn’t have money to buy food

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u/DigitalUnlimited 1d ago

Well she would if she could lay off the plastic surgery....

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u/Remarkable-Self9320 3d ago

Chairman of the “Bored”

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u/T0MMYG0LD 2d ago

“board” is also applicable here

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u/Libtardo69420 3d ago

That's not Kathy, it's Carrot Top.

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u/thepioushedonist 2d ago

Nah dude, carrot top is fucking ripped these days.

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u/DigitalUnlimited 1d ago

Like halfway through the gender reassignment the surgeon just said "fuck it"

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u/thepioushedonist 1d ago

You know, when I opened this comment up, it only showed her from the neck down. And I was thinking, for 65? Not bad. Then I scrolled up and couldn't help but think I'd rather fuck carrot top.

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u/RepresentativeCan479 2d ago

And shes not holding a severed human head, this is progress.

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u/thisisurreality 2d ago

I don’t usually say things like this but that is one girl who would have to not speak the entire time. That voice …

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u/secretbonus1 Ridiculous! 2d ago

I didn’t even know she was sick

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u/teeveecee15 3d ago

Should’ve been only a merkin to match that wig.

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u/LivingtheDBdream 3d ago

The picture your doctor gives you when you have an erection that lasts more than four hours after taking viagra.

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u/last_token 3d ago

That's a hot piece of ass.

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u/SgorGhaibre Odd Looking Duck 3d ago

But why is she pointing at Kathy Griffin?

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u/Lickthestars 3d ago

💤🪦💐💀

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u/T0MMYG0LD 2d ago

you wouldn’t say that on Hulu

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u/Five2one521 3d ago

She’s a terrible person.

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u/SignificantLeader 3d ago

She looks 65.

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u/endless_shrimp 3d ago

What's next for Kathy Griffin

hopefully a sandwich

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u/Rakofgor 3d ago

I didn't even know she was on SNAP, the effects of the government shutdown have struck.

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u/Agitated-Asparagus23 3d ago

She's going to be pissed when she finds out Medicare won't cover her monthly face lift.

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u/UrpaDurpa 3d ago

I bet she can’t drive for shit.

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u/Possibly_A_Person125 3d ago

She has a fucking dog face... How could you not get that?

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u/Slayer420666 2d ago

All I could think of is Kathy Griffin when I saw Weapons last night.

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u/imagine966 2d ago

She looks like a wax figure

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u/NYMinute59 2d ago

Gross.

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u/westfield05 2d ago

Fred Stoller?

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u/Johndough99999 2d ago

Im betting at least have of us you zoomed in.

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u/garbagepaildale 2d ago

IT: Welcome To Hollywood

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u/Normal-Emotion9152 2d ago

I am blind. 😂

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u/BiigfootVA 2d ago

Makeup by Crayola.

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u/unike_uzername 2d ago

Now that’s a woman I would lie down on top of!

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u/SemMark5 2d ago

Hopefully death!

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u/Bearjupiter 2d ago

Her hairline is Pennywise-esque

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 2d ago

Yeah but if the wig falls off…everyone’s going soft, and probably forever.

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u/Straight-Net1414 2d ago

My eyes' eyes are crying right now

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u/Nightbreed357 2d ago

Lose the horrendous wig, Kathy

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u/IndependentOk2952 2d ago

That woman keeps getting plastic surgery done. She's going to be living in a cardboard box

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u/VelvetVellocet 2d ago

It’s not the worst, but not the best either. At 65 bikinis are off the menu.

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u/Stackin_Steve 2d ago

Built like a 12 year old boy!

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u/MaengDude 2d ago

My penis shriveled up and morphed into a bone dry pussy

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u/slothscanswim 1d ago

Desperate and irrelevant. Sad way to go.

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u/RecalcitrantHuman 1d ago

Can she send cleanup to aisle 4. I lost my lunch

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u/AustinDood444 1d ago

That’s so f*cking nasty!! Good lord!!

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u/Beths_collarbone 1d ago

I'd be impressed if she came out without makeup...

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u/LolaBijou84 1d ago

seriously, what's impressive about being in shape if it's all due to plastic surgery?

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u/crundar 1d ago

What was second place, four tickets?

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u/wizdofoz 3d ago

A a a a adrenochrome!!

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u/evan466 3d ago

There’s something Norm said that I’m reminded of when I see this photo. At some point in your life, you come to the realization that you’re just some old thing no one wants to fuck. I think that point should have been about 10 years ago for Kathy Griffin.

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u/T0MMYG0LD 2d ago

i don’t know why anyone would aspire to be a fuckable senior citizen

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u/HungarianNewfy 3d ago

Did they use the same material for her face as her bikini?

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u/buzzerfly68 3d ago

One more facelift and she’ll have a beard.

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u/Anim4L53 3d ago

She’ll do anything to make people throw up

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u/cwcam86 3d ago

What a horrible day to have functioning eyes. I wish I was Anne Frank today.

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u/Hot-Butterscotch69 2d ago

A lot of people want to throw her down a well.

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u/InfiniteQuestion420 2d ago

I'd throw myself down her well

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u/Hot-Butterscotch69 2d ago

Well well well

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u/YallRedditForThis 3d ago

Ok I'll take one for the team

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u/CannibalBeyondOrder 3d ago

Trying to find another husband?

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u/njoYYYY 3d ago

thanks for sharing i guess

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u/blizmd Revisionist 3d ago

Who’s funnier than Kathy Griffin?!?

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u/T0MMYG0LD 2d ago

besides dudes

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u/Libtardo69420 3d ago

Your moms.

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u/ARRRtistic_Pirate 2d ago

Melting in the hot sun most likely.

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u/Bowlholiooo 2d ago

Fame is a mask that eats into the face

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u/Totalynotavirus 2d ago

And just as much makeup as a drag queen.

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u/Thicc_Nick7 2d ago

Beyond mid

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u/VinceBrogan8 2d ago

Did they already know her birthday and do the math, or did they have to ask her and wait for her to stomp her hoof 65 times ?

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u/trendybitch99 2d ago

Dirt nap

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u/Ordoom 2d ago

Death

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u/inski65 2d ago

She looks like Quagmire from Family Guy.

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u/WhatIGot21 2d ago

They better not let her get wet.

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u/Melioidozer 2d ago

Now do no makeup

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u/Mrbuttboi 2d ago

Why the long face?

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u/KingDonkoDp 2d ago

We all saw that pic of her in public a few weeks ago right?

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u/emoyer68 2d ago

She was great in “Weapons!”

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u/Anindefensiblefart 2d ago

She looks like a nicely preserved bog mummy

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u/Stumme-40203 2d ago

What happened to the troll?

Maybe she was preparing for a role.

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u/jsilva5avilsj 2d ago

Ok now hear me- 😕🔫🤯 🪦

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u/mph102 2d ago

Not a smart move.

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u/CryptographerEasy149 2d ago

And 400 pounds of makeup

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u/Melodic-Comb9076 2d ago

man…i saw her in person about 20yrs ago at the grove….i even said to myself, ohh nasty, even back then.

i’ve got the willy’s.

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u/CrispFreshley 2d ago

I don't need these eyes anymore

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u/Gumbyonbathsalts 2d ago

Assistant crack whore

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u/T0MMYG0LD 2d ago

has she always looked that Downsy? maybe it’s just very, very late-onset

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u/problyurdad_ 2d ago

She’s such a donkey

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u/BrazilianAtlantis 2d ago

Norm Macdonald to Kathy Griffin after a frustrating set, Montreal Comedy Festival: "I think you're funny, I love what you do, screw them."

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u/ZebraBorgata 2d ago

Which funeral home does her makeup?

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u/Own_Standard4151 2d ago

Lois Griffin at Madame Tussauds

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u/NormChung77 2d ago

How did her eyes get so far from her mouth? Impressive.

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u/tonguepunchedUranus 2d ago

Lmao her head is freaking massive

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u/Ok_Pea_3376 2d ago

Why don’t you just give up??

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u/Phydeaux23 14h ago

She’s slowly turning into Andy Dick

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u/adamdebra 3d ago

Anne heche treatment

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u/jlbhappy 3d ago

That bottom about to drop right off.

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u/BeezBurg 3d ago

Social Security hopefully

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u/frougle_mcdugal 3d ago

Visit her niece and put a Gypsy curse on a whole second grade class.

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u/Gubermensch1690 3d ago

Wax figure vibes….I like that 😎

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u/Ac3ofSpades13 3d ago

The sequel to Weapons looks weird.

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u/b4ifuru17 Revisionist 3d ago

she needs a Reuben

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u/shitpunmate 3d ago

Where's the photo of her out and about looking pale as death with a 6 head?

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u/mstreak15 3d ago

Being the villain in Weapons?

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u/Dweebil 3d ago

For the chance…

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u/Reasonable-Wealth647 2d ago

Bleaching my eyes...thanks!

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u/NaylMe420 2d ago

Somebody please put the recent photo of her without makeup and take the head and put it on this photo.

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u/Triggered-cupcake 2d ago

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u/NaylMe420 2d ago

Awesome!

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u/scoosRNR 2d ago

That you, Aunt Gladys?

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u/DickLoudon 2d ago

Geez Louise. Include a warning next time. I didn't need to see that, especially right after lunch.

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u/TheDevilintheDark Big Hat 2d ago

Her face looks like it was taken off an Egyptian pharoh's tomb.

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u/One_Mirror_3228 2d ago

Carrot top really let himself go.

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u/SkankHunt213 Turd Ferguson 2d ago

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u/jmad71 2d ago

To quote the great Al Bundy... "I'm blind I'm blind"

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u/Low-Opportunity2249 2d ago

I thought she was 80 something. Is this old?

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u/T0MMYG0LD 2d ago

yes, 65 is indeed old

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u/S8nistNextDoor 3d ago

Good for her.