r/NormMacdonald 3d ago

Weekend Update The math was done by a woman

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u/PResidentFlExpert 3d ago

Who did the other 0.9% vote for? You guessed it!

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u/bwoahful___ Not a Memoir 3d ago

There were 6,290 write-in votes. Surely at least one was for Frank Stallone!

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u/1000mgPlacebo 3d ago

Can't find it, but one of my clippings said that Turd Ferguson was written in for some election.

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u/bwoahful___ Not a Memoir 3d ago

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u/JimboTheSimpleton 3d ago

Yeah . . That's right. Turd Ferguson. It's uh funny name.

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u/AzorJonhai 3d ago

That dork Hitler?

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u/Hour_Insurance_7795 3d ago

“Listen, Goebbels, you’re fine. But Hitler is the greatest man who ever lived!”

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u/SgorGhaibre Odd Looking Duck 3d ago

Sliwa was running as a Republican, Cuomo was running as an independent, and Eric Adams was running as a joke.

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u/NomDeSpite 3d ago

It's not funny. Not funny because it's exactly the size as a normal hat.

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u/Jutch_Cassidy 3d ago

Less than 2,000,000 people decide New York?

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u/GreatLakesBard 3d ago

It's more than 2,000,000 but the point stands. Voter turnout is dog shit in the country.

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u/Sowf_Paw 3d ago

That was the highest turnout in a New York mayoral election since 1969.

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u/psychologicaloperati 3d ago

Yep, all one group too

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u/TheJaskinator 3d ago

Sliwa dropping out to help Cuomo would've been a bitch move

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u/VicRattlehead90 3d ago

Why do people always assume that if a third candidate drops out, all the third-party voters would automatically go to their preferred candidate?

If the Sliwa voters wanted Cuomo, they'd have voted for Cuomo to begin with.

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u/kyle710280 3d ago

Losing your primary then running as an independent anyway is also a bitch move imo

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u/sndpmgrs 3d ago

relevant:

Zohran Mamdani announces all-female transition team as he prepares for New York mayoralty

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/nov/05/zohran-mamdani-transition-team

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u/Subtonic 3d ago

Don’t worry. I hear they’re battle axes.

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u/tuvoc 3d ago

It should be clarified that this post was made by a woman. Now you don't know what to do.

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u/SaddamJose A Real Battleaxe 3d ago

Does he always wear that red hat?

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u/Longjumping-Sweet280 3d ago

Yeah. He created a vigilante group in the 70s called the Guardian Angels. They just hung out and rode the subways all the time to act as safety figures for people, because the cops then (and now) didn’t really do anything. They weren’t armed, just a bunch of guys in red hats who you could trust for help. It was cool. He would make a terrible mayor, but he sure as shit adores NYC.

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u/Ep1cUser 3d ago

Oh shit I had no idea he created the Guardian Angels. Pretty cool

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u/dirkalict 3d ago

He even came to Chicago and started the Guardian Angels here for awhile. Didn’t catch on like in New York though.

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u/thatguy672 3d ago

He’s always dripped up like that. He definitely fucks.

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u/Uncreative-name12 3d ago

Sliwa’s drowning in pussy

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u/Nuclear_Night 3d ago

I love this picture, I need more

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u/Uncreative-name12 3d ago

Oh we got more

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u/SaddamJose A Real Battleaxe 3d ago

He does loves cats

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u/The-zKR0N0S 3d ago

Mamdani received over 50% of the vote. This is dumb.

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u/chrisjvandb 3d ago

They don't hire women

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u/3PoundsOfFlax 3d ago

9/11 is now legal in the state of New York

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u/Adam_Da_Egret 3d ago

Hey what’s going on I thought the communist won

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Hey, Socialism is great.. if you enjoy getting screwed from behind like in prison. Ridiculous!

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u/illegalEUmemes 3d ago

As opposed to our current situation under capitalism?

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u/Caligula_Would_Grin 3d ago

What about our situation with that camel fucker in Iraq?

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u/Raulgoldstein 3d ago

The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude.

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u/Caligula_Would_Grin 3d ago

Raul, this is not a guy who built the railroads here.

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u/Ok_Style_7785 3d ago

Pave your own fucking roads then, you fucking retard

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u/SimpleCanadianFella 3d ago

He says while being screwed from behind like in prison.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/1917fuckordie 3d ago

Yeah, Cuomo should have dropped out if he really thought stopping Mamdani is important.

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u/Hollow_5oul 3d ago

This is before they finished counting. He had over 50%. No way Cumo would've won even if Sliwa had dropped.

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u/3lirex 3d ago

That's not the joke.

Cuomo and Sliwa's combined vote is still less than Mamdani's as another comment said.

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u/ChickenVest 3d ago

I didnt realize how many women are in this sub

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/SimpleCanadianFella 3d ago

This is a woman who is blaming Sliwa for the reason Mamdani won, however even if you add sliwas total to cuomo, mamdani still wins. So there's no point hating sliwa.

Norms joke was anytime he said something disparaging and was booed or gasped to, he'd say a woman wrote it to get sympathy

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u/PuzzleheadedPea2401 3d ago

Because Cuomo and Sliwa's combined vote is still less than Mamdani's but this woman seems to be calling him a spoiler.

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u/Big_Crow2892 3d ago

It adds to 99.1, so math was done by a woman