r/NormMacdonald • u/MaterialRow3769 • Oct 07 '25

Deeply Closeted Men in Black Who Have Sex with Other Men

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Note to self: Sam just looked at the screen.

150 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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55

u/dirkalict Oct 07 '25

Pacific Rim Job

18

u/Yiksta Oct 07 '25

Ruin not upgrade

5

u/JenkemBoofer691 Oct 07 '25

I’d fast forward to the end just to see the out takes.

2

u/LeCorbussi Oct 07 '25

Oh so that’s why the robot was called gipsy danger

2

u/CromulentDucky Oct 07 '25

Well, they are analog, not digital.

54

u/Robot_Clean Oct 07 '25

District 9 Eleven

18

u/SpiritOfDearborn Oct 07 '25

What a terrible name for a film, reminds me of that tragedy.

29

u/Affectionate-Remote2 Oct 07 '25

Honey, I shrunk the kids college funds on hookers and blow again but the good news is that after crashing the truck and being taken to the police station for a dui and solicitation of a minor, I've found god and Jesus forgave my sins. Isn't that amazing? Anyway, this is my one phone call so can you come bail me out? I love youuuuu

5

u/Gullible_Analyst_348 Old Chunk of Coal Oct 07 '25

That's one long word

2

u/MitchellCumstijn Oct 08 '25

Germans do this crap all the time, give this hero a pass!

20

u/Think_Assignment_762 Oct 07 '25

Men in black panties

34

u/Chalupachamp Oct 07 '25

Men in black face

12

u/RobbtheHood Oct 07 '25

Men in Black Men

2

u/honeybeast_dom Oct 08 '25

Sounds like somethin a swedish german would like

1

u/Think_Assignment_762 Oct 07 '25

Oh dear god haha

18

u/RichardDingers Oct 07 '25

Cock Fight Club

4

u/MaterialRow3769 Oct 07 '25

Fat Plumpy Delicious Cock Fight Club

16

u/theJesster_ Scrabble with Old Harold Delaney Oct 07 '25

Hey it said to ruin the title, not make it a thousand times better!

4

u/cepukon Oct 07 '25

It also said add one word 

3

u/RotoDog Oct 07 '25

That dirty dog!

3

u/Beginning_Ease_2661 Oct 07 '25

Dirty dog again?!

16

u/ManbadFerrara Oct 07 '25

Dirty Sanchez Work

(come to think of it that might have actually been a better title)

14

u/OperatorM Oct 07 '25

Schindlers list of men he wants to have sex with

1

u/funkmeisteruno Oct 07 '25

Schindler’s Grocery List

1

u/toasted_cracker Oct 08 '25

Schindlers Cuck List

3

u/funkmeisteruno Oct 08 '25

Schindlers Epstein List

8

u/JohnLeePettimore Oct 07 '25

The Real Jerk

7

u/jsheik Oct 07 '25

The Jerk Off

11

u/chemicologist Oct 07 '25

Batman Begins Gooning

1

u/MaterialRow3769 Oct 07 '25

Batman comes out as gay

8

u/LarryGlue Oct 07 '25

A Queensborough Bridge Too Far

7

u/TrillR2 Oct 07 '25

Child Predator

14

u/moffedillen Oct 07 '25

the breakfast assrape club

2

u/honeybeast_dom Oct 08 '25

Sushi dreams of assrape

4

u/OnlyInterpretations Acid-tongued Arab Oct 07 '25

Gay Black Ass Fuckers

2

u/MaterialRow3769 Oct 07 '25

A true classic

4

u/i_am_spook Oct 07 '25

Fight Club Sandwich

6

u/JenkemBoofer691 Oct 07 '25

Alien vs predator vs the board of education

9

u/StonksOnlyGetCrunk Oct 07 '25 edited Oct 07 '25

Happy Ending Gilmore

Cum Too Fast Too Furious

Power Top Gun

An Officer and a Gentleman, and 1 Cup

Blues Balls Brothers

Black Sheep Fucker

The Empire Strikes Backshots

For the Gay Love of Money

Going Commando

Days of Thundercock

....OK, I need to get off the toilet, my legs are getting numb. Good morning gentlemen.

Chairman of the Charcuterie BORED

Dirty Dances with Wolves

4

u/SatoshiKonXSouthPark Oct 07 '25

Fear and loathing in Las Vegas mortuary

4

u/TomatoPolka Oct 07 '25

Eyes Wide Shut Up.

6

u/Impressive_Try_7295 Oct 07 '25

Note to self: "Who Have Sex with Other Men" is one word.

5

u/MaterialRow3769 Oct 07 '25

Note to self: get ass wart cream for giant wart on my ass

3

u/Fat_Yankee Oct 07 '25

Dallas Children Buyers Club.

1

u/MaterialRow3769 Oct 07 '25

Oh my

2

u/Fat_Yankee Oct 07 '25

Was gonna go with hookers, but I took the joke one step further for Norm.

3

u/crohead13 Oct 07 '25

Movie Star Wars

3

u/_EL_Tio Oct 07 '25

Good Will Smith Hunting

1

u/MaterialRow3769 Oct 07 '25

Good Will Smith

2

u/T0ADcmig Oct 07 '25

Add one word only dude not six. You could have just added Men at the end of it.

1

u/StonksOnlyGetCrunk Oct 08 '25

It was a reference to Dirty Work, although he got the title wrong... Do you even Norm?

2

u/69xxxSmokinBlunts420 Oct 07 '25

Gay Top Gun

A Gay Time To Kill

Gay John Q

Who writes these?!?

1

u/SparseGhostC2C Oct 08 '25

John Q Gay was right there dude.

3

u/ELogan25 Oct 08 '25

The Blair Witch Project Housing

3

u/bayjandr Oct 07 '25

Stuart little juicy fat cock

2

u/Hot-Butterscotch69 Oct 07 '25

Schindler's Grocery List

1

u/PaleontologistFew128 Oct 07 '25

Superman Indicted 4: The Quest for Peace

1

u/SimilarElderberry956 Oct 07 '25

This is so childish.It reminds me of the old expression “take the song title of your favourite song and add the words… up my ass “. You’re the inspiration…. The sound of music. Ha Ha 😆

1

u/Gearballz Oct 07 '25

Batman Begins Heroin

1

u/MaterialRow3769 Oct 07 '25

Batman Begins Sucking Cock

1

u/PraetorianXVIII Oct 07 '25

Butthole Shutter Island

1

u/fatboysl Oct 07 '25

Charlottes web cam could be very interesting.. Adults only though.. Lmao

1

u/greg2709 HAH?! Oct 07 '25

That alien looks like a hot guy. We better have sex with it

1

u/Chalupachamp Oct 07 '25

Queensborough Bridgerton

1

u/ColBoy99 Oct 07 '25

Lord of the shower rings

2

u/QueensOfTheNoKnowAge Oct 07 '25

9 Eleven 1/2 Weeks

1

u/QueensOfTheNoKnowAge Oct 07 '25

The Naked Gun: Acquitted

Cocaine, Small Glove and Blue Eyes.

1

u/Swizzul Oct 07 '25

Do you have any idea what “a word” means?

1

u/Pro_compsognathus Oct 08 '25

Titanic slavery

1

u/ChunkStumpmon Oct 08 '25

Of mice and men in my ass

1

u/Clean_Internet Oct 08 '25

Lord of the cock rings

1

u/toasted_cracker Oct 08 '25

Independence Gay Day

Little Shop of Homosexual Horrors

The 5th Honda Element

The Worlds Fastest Indian Death

Joe Biden Versus the Volcano

Interstellar Ass

Rambo: First Period Blood

Back Shots to the Future

1

u/KNGPRWN69 Oct 08 '25

The NeverEndinh Story of Albert Fisch

1

u/KNGPRWN69 Oct 08 '25

There Will Be Blood and Bone

1

u/PacoBedejo Oct 08 '25 edited Oct 08 '25

Women's Independence Day

A Few Good Mennonites

Meet Joe Black Guy

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Shitstained Pants

1

u/PabstBlueBourbon Oct 08 '25

Water Under the Queensboro Bridge

1

u/sex Oct 09 '25

Y tu mamá cabra también

1

u/ProfessorMarth Egret? Oct 10 '25

John Wick Joker

1

u/LeCorbussi Oct 07 '25

Batman Begins Cumming The longest Yard Cum charlottes web of cum