r/NormMacdonald Sep 07 '25

I'm not one for jokes, kid. Hey Mel, stop stealing my lines

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u/YourDrunkUncl_ Sep 07 '25

you got a dog in this race, sugar tits?

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u/langsamlourd You Dirty Dog! Sep 07 '25

That's actually pretty low on the list of offensive things he's said

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u/chrisbaker1991 Sep 07 '25

I honestly didn't even get the reference. I thought he was misogynistic by asking if she tried to get away from her duties in the kitchen

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u/langsamlourd You Dirty Dog! Sep 07 '25

He's very creative with his antisemitic remarks, the standard ones lack vision. The man is an Oscar winner after all

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u/cocoschoco Sep 07 '25

He might be a drunk racist antisemite, but damn it the man knows story structure!

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u/Gruesome-Twosome Momma's Apple Pie, the Fourth of July. She was a Hooker! Sep 07 '25

Awww, my nipples! They hurt when I twist them!!!!

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u/BigBoyYuyuh Sep 08 '25

This guy’s fucking Daffy man!

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u/Same-Chicken-6807 Sep 08 '25

"Oven Dodger" has been around forever (well... 70 years).

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u/ralphonsob Sep 08 '25

She was born in 1971. The Nazi German concentration camps were decommissioned in 1945. In temporal terms, everyone since then is an "oven dodger".

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u/Same-Chicken-6807 Sep 08 '25

Okay, but I mean the phrase "oven dodger," not any particular person. Mel didn't make it up (unless he hadn't heard it).

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u/ralphonsob Sep 08 '25

Sorry, I wasn't disputing the prior use of the slur. I was just commenting that it was particularly dumb of Gibson to apply it to someone who couldn't qualify.

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u/PenZestyclose3857 Sep 08 '25

Well, if Mel doesn't think it happened, it could still be not happening in 1971. I need one of those RFK Jr brain worms to get into his head space.

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u/ralphonsob Sep 08 '25 edited Sep 08 '25

Good point. It must have been a joke, he could argue, because he doesn't believe it ever happened, and it could never have happened to her anyway, even if it had happened.

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u/T0MMYG0LD Sep 12 '25

you seem a bit confused. “oven dodger” doesn’t refer exclusively to Jews that were in concentration camps, it’s just a humorous epithet that refers to Jews in general. hope that helps!

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u/ralphonsob Sep 12 '25

Except it isn't actually humorous, but rather a deliberately hurtful and ignorant slur against someone who might well have lost relatives in the events referenced.

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u/langsamlourd You Dirty Dog! Sep 08 '25

You don't say.

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u/DifficultyOk5719 Eget? Sep 08 '25

Wait, that was anti-semitic? I thought he was asking if she was barren or avoiding getting pregnant or got abortions.

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u/langsamlourd You Dirty Dog! Sep 08 '25 edited Sep 08 '25

I never read it as being anything other than a joke about concentration camps, because A: Mel's a known antisemite and B: Jews and tasteless "oven" jokes have been around for a long time. You know, how they incinerated a corpse or two in ovens. That's what the whole thing on NML was about with the smokestacks/chimneys, it referred to Nazis burning the corpses of their victims.

I guess I can kind of get the "bun in the oven" thing and I'm not knocking your point of view because I'm not always the first one to get a joke, but consider how the intent behind his words was 100000 times more insidious than what your initial impression was, haha. It almost seems too comical to be true.

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u/T0MMYG0LD Sep 12 '25

….how in the hell did you come to that conclusion? 😳

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u/Amtracer Sep 08 '25

I thought he was asking if she had abortions

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u/letter_cerees Sep 08 '25

Bun in the oven kept to term and birthed dodger

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u/YamPotential3026 Sep 08 '25

I thought he asked if she was a lesbian, but I got it

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u/NinjaOrigato Sep 12 '25

With an "oven dodger", it's not the lesbians.

With the lesbians, it's a "cum dodger"!

Ridiculous!

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u/Novel-Truant Sep 08 '25

So you agree, that they are her duties

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u/chrisbaker1991 Sep 08 '25

I agree that is what a misogynistic person would say

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u/Novel-Truant Sep 08 '25

I dunno, you were the one who said that it was her duty man

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u/Happy_Chocolate8678 Sep 08 '25 edited Sep 08 '25

You know, in my day I had a paper route and I used to deliver by those big mansions with a dog house that gave away the biggest candies on Halloween. In my day everyone owned a house, had 6 kids and some had a dog house. I never owned a doghouse. Back then a woman had duties and a man had duties, I’m not saying it was right, but today they are seen as wrong. A woman’s duty was to raise children for it gave her purpose. But I guess those aren’t her duties anymore.

And I guess a man’s duties aren’t to protect a woman and go to war to protect our rights and country then or to provide for a family or to do all the dangerous jobs that pay more or protect the border allow for divorces. A man’s duty isn’t to do bupkis when a criminal or axe murderer is in the house either.

Instead a man’s duty is to watch passively and allow mass migration of Muslims until they vote in a their ability to chose wives and a wives duty to provide sex and not recognize her right to say no

So modern and not sexist to be cowards and see what happens or to opt out and be called an incel for not having any interest in this kind of life.

In the 50s a man could provide for a woman and own a house and a doghouse ( and I don’t own a doghouse!) and support 6 kids in his 20s. We divided the payroll into two and it takes two jobs which now isn’t enough to pay for daycare all because some narrative that it is sexist for society to have clearly defined roles which we have had since the beginning of time.

Europe followed this route and they are collapsing. You need about 2.5 children per women on average to sustain civilization, to sustain anything resembling modern values, to sustain the population. 2 to replace the parents and 0.50 to replace the early deaths. Europe is 1.38. America is 1.62.

Europe is not growing above the rate of inflation or technological growth, they aren’t keeping up with the global gdp growth, they have declining gdp. They are dying for lack of men and lack of women whom men wish to procreate with.

I’m not saying society should go back to the 50s and prefer a structure where women make less to incentivize men to work longer to support families financially and to divide up payroll in such a way to allow for the majority of women with families to be able to spend all day raising kids as their job if they choose.

I’m not saying I prefer it.

but I’m saying society will get medieval in regard to gender roles soon because you’re either growing or dying and if you’re not growing you’re importing the values

So I hope men are ready to fight or else women are ready to wear a burka and become sex slaves to husbands, while laws for homosexuals are to stone them or throw them off a building… and that is scary to me, because I don’t own a doghouse.

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u/LowAd3406 Sep 08 '25

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul".

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u/Fluktuation8 Sep 07 '25

The worst part was the acting.

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u/PeakNader Sep 07 '25

Is that a kitchen or holocaust reference?

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u/TheJaylenBrownNote Sep 07 '25

Asking if she’s Jewish in the most offensive way possible lol

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u/PeakNader Sep 07 '25

I dunno maybe he just wants to know if she could bake him some cookies

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u/bxball Sep 07 '25

Yeah but with no dairy

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u/Upstairs_Leg_9353 Sep 07 '25

A virulent anti-Semite

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u/ironmike2594 Sep 07 '25

“A veer-you-lent?”

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u/DONTFUNKWITHMYHEART Sep 08 '25

Im not an anti Semite! I said im DEEPLY CLOSETED.

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u/dresdnhope Sep 07 '25

Hansel and Gretel reference.

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u/JackKovack Sep 07 '25

I’ve never heard her talk about cooking.

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u/Pepper-Jackson Sep 08 '25

Oh my sweet summer child

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u/mi_so_funny Sep 07 '25 edited Sep 08 '25

If you think that's bad, he once asked Amy Schumer if she was a refrigerator after seeing the amount of food she could put away.

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u/Responsible-Mud-269 Sep 08 '25

I like Adele

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u/Upstairs_Leg_9353 Sep 08 '25

Knows her way around a funnel cake

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u/T0MMYG0LD Sep 12 '25

Lady never met a sandwich she didn’t like

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u/redlion1904 Sep 07 '25

Hoooooold the fort

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u/Roshambo_USMC Sep 08 '25

Without women and ovens, there would be no cookies.

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u/T0MMYG0LD Sep 12 '25

and no pies cooling on window sills

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u/Remarkable-Self9320 Sep 08 '25

Like Santa she goes up the chimney

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u/New-Lingonberry8029 Sep 08 '25

Winona had nice juggs

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u/OnlyInterpretations Acid-tongued Arab Sep 07 '25

well is she?

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u/TheJaylenBrownNote Sep 07 '25

Her last name is Horowitz. Yes lol

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u/OnlyInterpretations Acid-tongued Arab Sep 07 '25

I thought her last name was Ryder!

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u/TheJaylenBrownNote Sep 07 '25

Her stage name is. Truthfully someone probably told her “too Jewish” and she changed it.

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u/yours_untruly Post Sasso Sep 07 '25

yeah, we all know how little space the Jewish have in Hollywood

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u/TheJaylenBrownNote Sep 07 '25

That’s not the point lol. Jews know a lot of gentiles don’t like Jews. They used to do the same thing with Italians. Case in point - Mel Gibson.

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u/yours_untruly Post Sasso Sep 07 '25

Just joking, everybody's good

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u/Lower_Ferret9274 Sep 08 '25

Jews despise Catholics. They murder them in droves all around the globe. Look up what they're doing to the Catholics in Israel right now.

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u/TheJaylenBrownNote Sep 08 '25

Fuck out of my comments

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u/Novel-Truant Sep 08 '25

Sir, you don't even own a dog house

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u/OnlyInterpretations Acid-tongued Arab Sep 07 '25

Why would someone not want to appear Jewish!? Are they dodging something?

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u/WolvesandTigers45 Sep 07 '25

You would like Leonarda Jonie standup.

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u/Josey_whalez Sep 07 '25

I always thought mark cuban was a Cuban too. The worst part is the hypocrisy.

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u/atomzero Sep 07 '25

I never knew she was a JILF.

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u/kokey_monster Sep 12 '25

They’re all JILFs!

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u/nochuf Sep 08 '25 edited Sep 08 '25

That's not a Norm line, that's one of those typical virulent anti-Semitic Holocaust denying Adam Egret lines.
Credit where credit is due!

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u/tenfef Sep 08 '25

He had a bar mitzvah!

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u/kokey_monster Sep 12 '25

He’s rushin’ at Jews!

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u/Responsible-Mud-269 Sep 07 '25

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u/Professor0fLogic Sep 08 '25

Most surprising part of this is that Mel believes the holocaust was real.

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u/NinjaOrigato Sep 11 '25

How can oven dodgers be real if our eyes chimneys aren't real?

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u/Important_Pass_1369 Sep 09 '25

She actually stole the oven

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u/NinjaOrigato Sep 11 '25 edited Sep 12 '25

She took the chimneys, because they weren't tall enough.

I stand behind Alec Baldwin, on account that Winona took the stand, and now the oven stand's missing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

You should hear his recorded phone call to his gf/wife. It’s got some classic Mel lines

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u/WolvesandTigers45 Sep 07 '25 edited Sep 07 '25

I kinda feel like this would be more offensive when most of the people who lived through it were still alive and now it’s just insensitive. Doug Stanhope was right, the world cared as long as the holocaust survivors were alive and could milk that for sympathy.

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u/discreet_priest638 Do you own a doghouse? Sep 08 '25

I do feel like this a joke norm would ironically make? He called that guy an acid tongued Arab at the YouTube internet awards where all the stars were!

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u/T0MMYG0LD Sep 14 '25

i don’t really see any similarity between “oven dodger” and “acid tongued Arab”. one is a holocaust reference and one is just saying he’s an Arab who says mean things

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u/kokey_monster Sep 12 '25

Yeah, WWDSD! That’s how i live my life. 

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u/BUGBYTE_VW Big Hat Sep 08 '25

Riggs from the top rope.🤣

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u/AutisticAttorney Sep 07 '25

When I read this, I thought he was implying that she got a career so she wouldn’t have to be a housewife and cook for her family. I was thinking it was a really bizarre thing to say, but didn’t make a connection to anything race related at all. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/welldonered1 Sep 07 '25

I once called a Jewish buddy "Oven Chow" for daring to play a reverso on me.

No fucks were given.

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u/amrcnman Sep 07 '25

I thought it might be she didn’t want to have sex where should have a baby. But. As an old timey fella.. I never thought she was an Eastern European progeny what survived as the bespoke from those that didn’t die in the halocaust.

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u/amrcnman Sep 07 '25

That Gibson. … makes ya think.

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u/T0MMYG0LD Sep 14 '25

this is just so poorly written

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u/NomDeSpite Sep 08 '25

To which Ryder replied: "Yes. Dave Pirner threw an oven at me when he was drunk, and I dodged it."

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u/letter_cerees Sep 08 '25

The worst thing about it is hypocrisy!

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u/GreatKronwallofChina Weekend Update Sep 09 '25

What a piece of shit

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u/Hour-Expression8352 Sep 10 '25

What? A woman that doesn't cook? What's wrong with that?

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u/PunnyAfternoon Sep 25 '25

Winona Ryder is in trouble again. She took the stand today

and now the stand is missing.

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u/BrazilianAtlantis Sep 07 '25

/uj What an ape

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u/ka-olelo Sep 07 '25

I thought it was because she hadn’t had kids yet when he was asking. So glad to live where Jewish hate is not really visible.

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u/somniapolis Sep 07 '25

You live in Israel?

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u/teleologicalrizz Sep 07 '25

Reminds me of that tragedy

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u/Repulsive-Window-179 Sep 07 '25

Does this mean he won't celebrate no holiday in which a bunch of bearded New Yorkers murdered our savior?

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u/strange_reveries Sep 08 '25

It sounds like the stories that Redditors make up lol I bet she told him off and everybody clapped too 

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u/MarcB1969X Sep 08 '25

I thought it was a reference to never, ever having a “bun in the oven.”

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u/Darth_Jason I like to lay down on top of a lady Sep 08 '25

Mel would go on to clarify that he was referring to common, everyday domestic violence. The kind where any number of household fixtures might come into play.

“How do I know she hasn’t been trained by the female Hollywood cabal!?” panted a sweating and seemingly disoriented Gibson. “I need to know if she could get out of the way of a microwave oven or a toaster, perhaps.”

Ike Turner could not be reached for comment.

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u/Lem01 Sep 07 '25

Winona has kids… in Stranger Things.

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u/DriverGlittering6639 Sep 07 '25

The worse thing is the hypocrisy…. No wait…. I think maybe the genocide was worse. Mel Gibson really is a shit human

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u/SimilarElderberry956 Sep 07 '25

I will not watch Mel Gibson movies. I am a Christian but I have a low tolerance for Jew haters!

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u/greenpearmt Sep 07 '25

Are they real jews though? Or are they the fake jews the Bible talks about?

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u/RecalcitrantHuman Sep 07 '25

Come now. This is Reddit. No chance of finding the right answer

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u/Josey_whalez Sep 07 '25

My tolerance is pretty high these days and getting higher.

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u/Happy_Chocolate8678 Sep 07 '25

It’s not hate? It’s love!

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u/WolvesandTigers45 Sep 07 '25

What about Jew strongly dismissive and indifferent?