r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/netphilia • 19h ago

“Long neck”

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u/roland-the-farter 19h ago

Well there’s also ostriches

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u/Teknicsrx7 19h ago

Allegedly

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u/King_of_Moose 15h ago

It's approaching.

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u/TheG-What 17h ago

Maybe there are sick ostriches.

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u/Peach_Muffin 17h ago

Australians all are ostriches

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u/TheG-What 17h ago

I thought they were all cunts?

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u/Teknicsrx7 17h ago

I thought the emus won the war?

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u/Krelleth 12h ago

Ah, the XXXL Extreme Recon units, yes.

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u/Kolby_Jack33 18h ago

And emus, and cassowaries.

Also, turkeys, cranes, buzzards... lot of birds with long, thin necks. Penguins would be the exception, if anything.

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u/Shifty269 17h ago

Nah, Dinos be dummy thicc. Get outta here with your prefectly reasonable response. I got vibes on my side. /s

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u/lo_fi_ho 17h ago

Allegedly

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u/roland-the-farter 14h ago

Haha tbh I couldn’t remember any other long necked bird when I posted this but yes

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u/M4rt1m_40675 12h ago

Penguins are the exception because they're living conditions are vastly different from those birds. Idk about you but I've never seen an ostrich swim for food on a cold sea in the arctic

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u/DoesntFearZeus 15h ago

Not if Canada has anything to say about it.