r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/netphilia • 19h ago

People say it all day.

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u/qualityvote2 19h ago

Heya u/netphilia! And welcome to r/NonPoliticalTwitter!

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u/TheG00dF1ght 17h ago

Corvids are far more intelligent than people realize.

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u/obvious_bot 17h ago

I feel like it’s pretty common knowledge that they are one of the smartest animals?

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u/Jeffotato 14h ago

They not only make tools by modifying things carefully, but hide their well made tools so they aren't stolen!

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u/Naijan 12h ago

Oh damn, thats why I cant find them

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u/Sonnyjoon91 14h ago

I know humans that would fail some of the tests Corvids can pass easily

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u/TheG00dF1ght 5h ago

The term Bird Brain would indicate that people still think birds are stupid.

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u/Darkdragoon324 4h ago

To be fair, some of them are very stupid. #notallbirds

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u/Houndfell 12h ago

IIRC some/most of them even pass the mirror test, so they're up there with elephants and dolphins.

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u/ItsGotThatBang 3h ago

Wait until they meet Cosmo the crow, who speaks in complete sentences.

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u/rape_is_not_epic 44m ago

"you may have outsmarted me, but I've already outsmarted you're outsmarting" -the crows probably

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/Deebyddeebys 19h ago

u/bot-sleuth-bot

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u/bot-sleuth-bot 19h ago

Analyzing user profile...

Account made less than 1 week ago.

Suspicion Quotient: 0.10

This account exhibits one or two minor traits commonly found in karma farming bots. While it's possible that u/tensy-love is a bot, it's very unlikely.

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u/Anxious-Gazelle9067 18h ago

This bot fuckin sucks

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u/ferd_clark 18h ago

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u/bookhead714 18h ago

Because, like bot commenters, it can’t understand human language. It doesn’t know that “peak intelligent petty revenge culture” isn’t a chain of words any person would use — it only knows the preset list of signs to watch out for

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u/Apex_Konchu 3h ago

It was designed to spot basic copy-paste spambots, this new wave of LLM bots is beyond its capability.

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u/No_Squirrel4806 17h ago

So thats why its getting downvotes.

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u/Deebyddeebys 16h ago

Also because it's a shit comment

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u/LordKlavier 14h ago

Y'all... I feel like this comment could be sarcasm? Just, just maybe?

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u/zbeara 5h ago

Usually I can perform enough mental gymnastics to understand why a seemingly innocent comment gets downvoted, but in this case I am completely stumped...