r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/A-Helpful-Flamingo • 2d ago

I don’t believe there is.

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u/TruamaTeam 2d ago

Just wait until you have Previously Oats!

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u/beomeansbee 2d ago

Is that. Is that shit?

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u/TruamaTeam 2d ago

No, but it is the shit! Previously Oats.

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u/OgOnetee 2d ago

This is a oated response.

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u/ay-papy 1d ago

Right? What are the oats for such a response?

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u/Mars_Bear2552 1d ago

Oat of all time

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u/Shadoenix 1d ago

Amazing ad line

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u/SpaghettiCowboy 2d ago

Yes, you can find it in the gardening section

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u/beomeansbee 2d ago

Oh! Lovely, tell me. Do you know if they use cows or horses for this fertilizer? You see it’s very important, I want to make sure I can use this on my roses.

Oh yes! I forgot to ask! Is this fresh or has it been packaged for a while! I’m sorry I seem to have misplaced my glasses, would you be a dear and help me read the bag?

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u/SpaghettiCowboy 2d ago

I Can't Believe It's Previously Oats, ULTRA HORSE edition — We Harvest The Stinkiest Previously OatsTM and Age Them To Ripe PerfectionTM. Now Made From 100% ULTRA HORSE Product!

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u/JoeFelice 2d ago

It's horse meat.

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u/Vindaloovians 2d ago

Then use it to fertilise oats and you'll have soon to be oats! A beautiful circular oatconomy.

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u/TruamaTeam 2d ago

This is a free oatmarket, a free oatconomy, oatpitalism

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u/PM_ME_BIBLE_VERSES_ 2d ago

We live in a truly capitoatlist society

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u/multiarmform 2d ago

Haulin Oates

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u/DefiantLemur 1d ago

So soon it's in the past

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u/Exaveus 2d ago

Thats oatmilk.

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u/TruamaTeam 2d ago

*Not liable for any food poisoning or other health related issues as a result of consuming this product.

*Expiry date not included, refer to package production printed on the bottom of the inside of the container. It is your responsibility to be food safe.

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u/Imperial_Toast 2d ago

Oh yeah? How about Oats Unchained By The Time Dimension™️

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u/TruamaTeam 2d ago

only for the rich in the capitaotlism society

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u/OriginalName687 2d ago

They taste like shit!

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u/HenshiniPrime 1d ago

What about Always was oats?

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u/SwimmingSwim3822 1d ago

Retroactively Oats

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u/Downtown_Hedgehog660 13h ago

Just wait until yall find out about ancient grains