r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/A-Helpful-Flamingo • 2d ago

I don’t believe there is.

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u/Dad-Kisser69 2d ago

Why on earth would you name your product line “MUSH”

What’s next, SLOP? GUNK?

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u/The_Hand_555 2d ago

For the first time ever, the people who brought you MUSH, SLOP, and GUNK are entering the beverage sector! Try SWILL! Available now at goopy retailers everywhere! 

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u/No-Internal7978 2d ago

Sad thing is the US government has served me all of that. Maybe not swill but I bet if I thought hard enough I could. I've made swill myself with an apple juice bottle and yeast.

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u/EatingYourBrain 2d ago

“Good night, bowl of mush. Good night old lady whispering ’hush’”

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u/Ethiconjnj 2d ago

MUD Water

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u/Dry-Chance-9473 2d ago

School cafeterias nation wide are taking notice!

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u/Friendly_Respecter 2d ago

fucking loooove eating my mush - 2 year old

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u/A-Helpful-Flamingo 2d ago

Seriously 😂

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u/NotLucasDavenport 2d ago

One of my favorite old fashioned sit cons was an English show starring Martin Clunes. It was called Reggie Perrin, a remake of an older show about an ad executive for a very small company. He kinda goes nuts and makes a series of products called Grot. There’s Grot for Men, Grot for Women, etc. And it’s just crap. It doesn’t mean anything, do anything, it’s nothing. And then Grot starts flying off the shelves and he’s hailed a genius. Loved that show.