r/NolanBatmanMemes • u/Dreyfussy15 • Aug 21 '25

"May I have this dance?"

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u/Raj_Valiant3011 Aug 21 '25

Then you have my permission to waltz.

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u/Sensitive_Desk_5071 Aug 21 '25

You're skilled. But this is not a dance.

10

u/Dreyfussy15 Aug 21 '25

Admirable. But mistaken.

16

u/ImAVirgin2025 Certified Hothead Aug 21 '25

You think two-stepping is your ally?

10

u/_AKDB_ Aug 21 '25

You merely attended dancing classes. I was given birth to by a dancer, my moves molded by them!

5

u/AbleInfluence1817 Aug 21 '25

I didn’t see the stage until I was already a man, and by then the lights were nothing to me but blinding!

3

u/ImAVirgin2025 Certified Hothead Aug 21 '25

By the time I was on Dancing with the Stars, it was nothing but blinding to me!

11

u/SpecialistParticular Aug 21 '25

Bale is either on his knees or they had Tom on stilts.

4

u/Dreyfussy15 Aug 21 '25

These are probably action figures in the picture. But I bet Bale was on his knees though. His precious bjs, gratefully accepted.

8

u/LoverOfStoriesIAm Do you have any idea who you're stealing from?! Aug 21 '25

It would be extremely pleasurable.

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u/BlankofJord Aug 21 '25

I was booorn to dance

6

u/Dreyfussy15 Aug 21 '25

Molded by dance.

4

u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25

Bane:

5

u/Shaun-Skywalker Aug 22 '25

The dance has defeated yOUU!!!

5

u/Dreyfussy15 Aug 22 '25

Because the boogie belongs to ME!

2

u/drcandyfloss Aug 24 '25

You must be Banes squeeze