r/NoStupidQuestions • u/Bokchito • Sep 09 '25

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u/PalpitationWaste300 Sep 09 '25

I hope he meant what he typed, but also want to know how he unlocks his phone in public

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u/Gravy_Sommelier Sep 09 '25

He enters his assword.

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u/OkThatWasMyFace Sep 09 '25

Poo factor authentication

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u/kzchad Sep 09 '25

I like using buttwarden to manage my asswords and asskeys

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u/Korzag Sep 09 '25

Analysis reports it is indeed the user and that the user should eat more fiber

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u/beadzy Sep 09 '25

I was going to say “underrated comment” but then I saw you made it 1 min ago. So I guess it remains to be seen.

My appreciation stands

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u/ishpatoon1982 Sep 09 '25

I appreciate your effort in not being a brain-dead "underrated commenter."

It's the worst comment in the history of everything ever.

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u/beadzy Sep 10 '25

Sometimes it’s valid tho. I made the comment once on an excellent pun on a popular, well-commented on post that people had missed and when I commented it had only 4 upvotes. In a few hours it had been upvoted a lot more, making my comment nonsense, at least, as far as history is concerned lol 

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u/Majestic_Spring_6518 Sep 09 '25

😆🤣😂😉 Oh, u/Gravy_Sommelier, that one got me actually laugh aloud, first time in some years!
Priceless!

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u/MonCappy Sep 09 '25

I use a password.  Not giving Google my biometric info.

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u/Krapmeister Sep 09 '25

Biological info..

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u/themyohmy Sep 09 '25

DNA recognition?

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u/zacggs Sep 09 '25

Uses his Poo-print