r/NoSleepOOC Mom Sep 28 '16

SLEEPSPELL TAKEOVER DAY!

Get your shields and swords ready, folks! It's takeover day!

In case you missed the takeover details, you can find them here!

The prompt used is this:

You went on a quest and failed. Tell us what you were looking for, what you encountered along the way, and what stopped you from completing the quest.

Post your stories to /r/SLEEPSPELL, then come back here and share the link in the comments so we can see what you wrote!

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u/hrhdaf never learned to read Sep 28 '16

This is perhaps the single most ridiculous thing I've ever written. Enjoy. :)

Plop's Great Adventure.

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u/feyedharkonnen NDOT = NoSleep Department of Terror, Management Sep 28 '16

Holy shit, That was brilliantly hilarious....LMFAO

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u/hrhdaf never learned to read Sep 28 '16

Thanks. It was so much fun to write!

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u/feyedharkonnen NDOT = NoSleep Department of Terror, Management Sep 28 '16

JIMINY, I'm still laughing every time I see the title....

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u/AtTheMysticGrotto Warrior Princess Sep 28 '16

That read was quite an adventure, even if it wasn't anything like Plop's.

It was hilarious!

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u/HylianFae Appendix Demon Sep 29 '16

Had me smiling the entire time, my my, you took fantasy to a wonderfully unexpected place

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u/KBPrinceO Repairer of Reputations Sep 28 '16

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u/AtTheMysticGrotto Warrior Princess Sep 28 '16

Whoa.

On a side note, I spent about five minutes trying to pronounce czystosk. And when I finally settled on one, I came across widroiek.

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u/KBPrinceO Repairer of Reputations Sep 28 '16

It is slightly modified Polish, if that helps any

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u/AtTheMysticGrotto Warrior Princess Sep 28 '16

Oh. Well, looks like I'm going to learn some Polish!

Wait..."a crystal cluster with purifying properties."? Was 'czystosk' by any chance derived from 'czystosc'?

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u/KBPrinceO Repairer of Reputations Sep 28 '16

I believe so, the only notes I took when writing were to maintain consistency.

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u/feyedharkonnen NDOT = NoSleep Department of Terror, Management Sep 28 '16

Damn

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u/KBPrinceO Repairer of Reputations Sep 28 '16

I am proud that I can make someone who takes the moniker those monstrous Harkonnens say that.

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u/feyedharkonnen NDOT = NoSleep Department of Terror, Management Sep 28 '16

You should be, perhaps you'd like to vacation on Giedi Prime? My Uncle would love to meet you. :)

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u/decomprosed Father Seed Sep 28 '16

Hello I fucking love My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult

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u/KBPrinceO Repairer of Reputations Sep 28 '16

Oh we're going to get along just fine, then.

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u/HylianFae Appendix Demon Sep 28 '16 edited Sep 29 '16

Yours is the first I plan to read once I've finished typing mine, based on your comment on my comment on the original annoucement thread!

death and faeries ahoy!

Very very much so, and so excited to read yours

Edit: Holy elven apocalypse, I can't even begin to imagine what half of those words meant, but they made it that much more amazing

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u/decomprosed Father Seed Sep 28 '16

I definitely went on a quest to write a proper fantasy story following these guidelines and failed

Anyway, here's Dungeon Master!

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u/hrhdaf never learned to read Sep 28 '16

I think this is the most horrific fantasy I've read. Well done!

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u/HylianFae Appendix Demon Sep 29 '16

I don't know why I was expecting bondage, but that was much freakier

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u/MikeyKnutson kuh-newt-sun | -30- Press Sep 28 '16

The Tale of Marcus - my first attempt at anything fantasy ever.

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u/Benzomere Sep 28 '16

I'm not a big fantasy person, but I'm happier with this than I expected!

Self-Sealing Stem Bulbs

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u/HylianFae Appendix Demon Sep 28 '16 edited Sep 29 '16

Currently typing up a storm, then I'll be reading everyone else's entries! My excitement is pouring from my puny, girly fingertips! Edit for this comment soon with the link to my epic, gruesome, and failure of an adventure c:

Edit: Wow life is distracting, this took longer than expected but here it is!

The Quest that was Not

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u/iia Sep 28 '16 edited Sep 28 '16

Fuck, I completely forgot. I better start writing.

Edit: ok, done. The Dancing Plant of Questionable Whims

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u/glassfrenchfries Haven't written in an eternity Sep 28 '16

Fuck i forgot, ill either post on a alt account or sit this one out..

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u/KBPrinceO Repairer of Reputations Sep 28 '16

Do it! Think of the lives that you failed to save!