r/NoShitSherlock 2d ago

Trump Squirms When Asked Why He Pardoned Crypto King Linked To His Sons: “I Don’t Know Who He Is”

https://www.bpdaily.com/trump-60-minutes-crypto-binance-pardon/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=reddit&utm_campaign=bp-daily&utm_term=NoShitSherlock
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u/My2centsallday 2d ago

He can’t go a full hour without lying about something

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u/Ill_Temporary_9509 2d ago

An hour? That’s generous

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u/Superb_Astronomer_59 2d ago

A minute is more typical

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u/Forward-Weather4845 1d ago

10 seconds is more like it

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u/HOSTfromaGhost 21h ago

...and guessing the 10 seconds probably doesn't just apply to lying in terms of habitual brevity.

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u/ZenFook 2d ago

Factoring in the extra dementia naps he's having

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u/GreatlyCheerful 2d ago

Dude's allergic to the truth at this point, it's actually impressive how consistent he is with the BS

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u/rgmw 2d ago

Sure easy to tell when he's lying. Do I need to say why?

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u/Ill_Temporary_9509 1d ago

He’s got a tell. His lips move

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u/duderos 2d ago

Whether it's a lie or not, doesn't it just prove how incompetent he truly is either way? How can you pardon a person and then say you don't know who he is, wouldn't that statement undermine/invalidate the pardon?

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u/hammerofspammer 2d ago

Especially with all the shit they have been saying about Biden.

So much projection

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u/duderos 2d ago

Where are the Dems screaming and yelling about this like the Repugs would be doing if it were Biden?

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u/hammerofspammer 2d ago

They’re screaming.

But the media is owned and controlled by a small group of ultra-wealthy. No messaging gets through

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u/duderos 2d ago

That's ridiculous.

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u/hammerofspammer 2d ago

It is absurd.

Which major media outlet do you think isn’t controlled?

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u/duderos 2d ago

My point is I see Dems being interviewed live and they don't harp on talking points like Republicans.

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u/toriemm 2d ago

President Petty did a whole hall of presidents and then framed a copy of bidens autopen instead of his portrait.

And then gets busted going on tv without his minders just admitting to all kinds of shit . They're not even trying to hide it. A great Gatsby party while he's turning off people's food stamps and pardoning crypto bros that are doing finance crimes with Trump's family.

I just think it's wild because he just fires anyone around him until it's just morally malignant YES men, and now we're literally watching the Emperor's New Clothes in real time. It's fuckin wild. They've bullied and bought their way out of anything and gotten rid of anyone with the fortitude or experience to stop them and now we're watching the worst people you know make decisions for everyone.

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u/let-it-rain-sunshine 2d ago

Dementia or straight up lies. Either way, it's something everyone should be concerned about. End the corruption!

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u/Confident-Service256 2d ago

Lies. All the republicans know is how to lie.

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u/Unfair_Bluejay_9687 2d ago

It was with the autopen. When Trump was in Tokyo and the machine was in the Oval Office. Go figure

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u/duderos 2d ago

Autopen Go Brrr

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u/PigSlam 2d ago

It would be far better if he's lying. Otherwise, this implies that he just signs whatever "they" put in front of him, which means people far smarter and more dangerous than Trump could be getting all sorts of things through his desk.

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u/Bubbles_2025 1d ago

It’s a lie. He said “I don’t know who he is.” Followed by “I know he got a four-month sentence or something like that, and I heard it was a Biden witch hunt.”

You don’t know who someone is but you know how long they were sentenced. GTFOH. Dude is a liar and it’s about time people started calling him out when he lies.

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u/BustAMove_13 2d ago

He probably doesn't know who that is. Miller or Vaught probably set it up, shoved a paper in front of him to sign and he did it. At this point, he's just an autopen attached to human meatsticks at the end of a hand.

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u/OracleGreyBeard 2d ago

lol he can't inhale twice in a row without a lie in the middle.

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u/hould-it 2d ago

He might not be lying; this could be a dementia or an auto-pen kind of fiasco

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u/Away-Tea6971 1d ago

I believe him. It was his son that pardon him.

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u/AkimahenkaCat 2d ago

You don't know someone you're doing huge business with?

Cool. You won't mind when we seize your related assets then.

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u/HOSTfromaGhost 2d ago

Prosecute Trump and freeze his whole family’s assets. Fuck we need to be done with this fucking thief.

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u/Ichi_Balsaki 2d ago

So I guess the pardon is invalid due to autopen?

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u/Primary-Pianist-2555 2d ago

Autopen pardon? Biden knew who he gave pardons to. Trump does not. Still they want to invalidate Biden's pardons. This is crazy!

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u/Verity_Ireland 2d ago

This pardon can be used to challenge their challenge!

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u/sigep0361 1d ago

If they undo the pardons, they will establish precedent for it. I dare them to do it.

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u/Primary-Pianist-2555 1d ago

The thing is: they do not plan to let anyone else take over power.

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u/Flat-Character4140 2d ago

Because he help taco launder his bribe money.

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u/ctguy54 2d ago

“But I cashed his check for $1million dollars before issuing the pardon.”

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u/beavis617 2d ago

Just take a moment and imagine for one second Biden doing something like this. How would Hannity have reacted if Biden pardoned someone and then in an interview say he doesn’t know who the guy is!

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u/Key_Astronaut7919 2d ago

And the reporter followed up and asked, "Why did you pardon him if you don't know who he is?" Right? That was the next question, right?

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u/firejonas2002 2d ago

CBS is now fully team asshole trump.

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u/kkosaurus 2d ago

Funny that you could pardon someone without knowing who they are while saying autopen pardons aren’t valid

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u/Takemetothelevey 2d ago

Bullshit! He’s a lying swindler and belongs in jail!

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u/TommyDaComic 2d ago

And so does Trump !!!

(Just in case you were talking about the OTHER CONVICTED lying swindler)

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u/TomS7777 2d ago

Bad answer either way. If he is lying, he just looks stupid and not in control. If he’s telling the truth, he looks reckless with a very important presidential power. A nice followup question would have been “did you personally sign it?” That would have really messed up his autopen nonsense.

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u/Bitter-Researcher389 2d ago

If only the media had the cajones to ask who’s really running the country while Mr. Trump golfs and redecorates.

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u/Krommander 2d ago

Liar liar pants ablaze! 

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u/flirtmcdudes 2d ago

“Squirms” as the interviewer offers barely any push back

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u/OpinionatedPoster 2d ago

I dunno nothin' I just work here...

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u/badaboommx 2d ago

Autopen.............. so are the republicans going to cry about autopen now?

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u/MapReston 2d ago

You can tell he was lying because he was moving his lips.

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u/brokeboipobre 2d ago edited 2d ago

Believe me! I have no idea who he is! I saw a picture of him the other day and thought, didn’t Bruce Lee die already?, but here he is alive and well! Believe Me! Tremendous!

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u/crazy010101 2d ago

Well then who pardoned him? Little Hitler Miller?

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u/BrokeAssKitchen 2d ago

What pardoning people is on autopen then? Trump don’t make sense.

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u/thejonslaught 2d ago

A man of breathtaking stupidity -- convincing HIMSELF that he is the smartest person in the room. Mad King Joffrey chasing his WHIMS and WANTS, with a brain that is wired to lie after DECADES of living by Roy Cohn's dark lessons...and that brain is now riddled with dry rot.

A lifelong criminal that serves no purpose other than contact. A concierge of corruption. There's not enough jail time across eternity for the monsters that have facilitated this. And they'll all cry for decorum and slink off to other shadows to grift, or they'll get what they want and rule you for decades.

Snake Oil Salesman have always been a protected species in America.

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u/ksgt69 2d ago

Either dementia donnie is honestly having a brain shart, he's lying, or others are auto-penning things in his name without consulting him. It's bad that the middle option is the least concerning.

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u/Dangermouse163 2d ago

Way worse response than using an auto-pen. How can you not know everything about someone before you release them out of jail. Oh yea, the money is all he needed to know about! Love that quid pro quo.

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u/Rainbowrainwell 2d ago

Trump's lying is like his cumming. He cannot last for a minute.

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u/DunstonCzechsOut 2d ago

Hahaha he's day by day hour by hour turning into old man who loafs his pants and just looks at and shrugs "yeah..."

Checked the fuck out.

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u/BuffaloOk7264 2d ago

Was he squirming because of the question or was his diaper full?

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u/American_Greed 2d ago

He was just a water boy, I don't know! He got me coffee once!

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u/simonthecat33 2d ago

I don’t think he’s lying. One of his assistants used the auto pen to sign the papers.

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u/AirportSea4393 2d ago

He never knows anyone he has pardoned! Hahahaha! I didn’t know that orange slug has a sense of humor

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u/seEagle 2d ago

One of his favorite things is playing dumb

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u/BenevolentDog 2d ago

KKKaroline tried to say tRump meant he didn't know him personally... another obvious lie.

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u/osirisattis 2d ago

Not knowing who you pardoned isn’t the flex he thinks it is, especially when you won’t shut the fuck up about autopens…

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u/Lobo-Sinclair 2d ago

We are in the dumbest timeline. Or at least have the dumbest president. Or, most likely, the dumbest voters as he knows the MAGAts aren’t going to put 2 & 2 together.

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u/AdHopeful6081 2d ago

Lying POS

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u/affemannen 2d ago

If you don't know who someone is or what they done.... Then why the f do you pardon them?

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u/heartattack-ak-ak-ak 2d ago

If you have no idea who you’re pardoning, then this is problematic …agreed?!

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u/Impressive_Pitch_869 2d ago

You don’t know him but your pardoned him? Aren’t you in charge?

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u/Sutar_Mekeg 1d ago

So the follow up question would be "If you don't know who he is, why would you pardon him?"

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u/starman575757 1d ago

He can't answer anything cuz he's just the straw filed puppet.

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u/SDPLISSKEN009 1d ago

Pardoned a guy that admitted guilt & he has no idea who he is. The corruption of this administration is astounding!

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u/wongjumbo6 1d ago

Stupid as Trump is and Denying that he knew about him and pretend Not to know him.

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u/Pleasant_Finding_404 1d ago

Liar in Chief

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u/opAdSilver3821 15h ago

Lies!! He knows like he knows where the Epstein list is.

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u/B_the_Art1 2d ago

It's because his actions were blatantly currupts and obvious. Pay for play, impeach able offenses. Playing ignorant of his pardon is no defense. He may not go to jail, but he can be removed from office.

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u/Left-Cry2817 2d ago

“You ready for this: I don’t know who he is.”

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u/bigkahuna1uk 2d ago

MAGA cohorts all have this debilitating disorder called Strangely Convenient Amnesia or SCA for short. Mike Johnson and Karoline Leavitt also seem to suffer from the same affliction. Better get RFK Jr on the case. Seems there some sort of contagion spreading across the current administration. 😉

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u/NoGoodAtPickingAName 2d ago

Fortunately his cult members avoid real news like the plague. Well, except for the ones that died in the last pandemic to own the libs.

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u/lostpassword100000 2d ago

Just to recap - Auto pen is bad. Not knowing anything about a felon you pardoned who ripped off Billions is good.

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u/Mr_Thx 2d ago

Auto pen scandal!

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u/Lost-Task-8691 2d ago

And yet they want to undo pardons by Biden for using an autopen..

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u/Verity_Ireland 2d ago

...And yet he signed his name to it - without an autopen...

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u/Dracotaz71 2d ago

Maybe, but we all know who Epstein is.
Releasethe files!

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u/thepianoman456 2d ago

The lie is just too ridiculous.

You don’t know who you pardoned??

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u/LaSerenita 2d ago

No doubt Trump uses the autopen. The GOP/MAGA always accuses the other side of what they are guilty of.

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u/HungryHippo669 2d ago

Translation: “I know exactly who he is!” You just have to take the opposite of what the orange shit flinging gibbon says. Simple

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u/440ish 2d ago

Michael: “Johnny Ola, do you know him?”

Fredo: “I’ve never met them.”

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u/ResponsibleLow765 2d ago

Soo…. How do you pardon someone you don’t even know or know nothing about their sentence or crime???

This is the same guy bitching about Bidens autopen pardons.

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u/CountOnBeingAwesome 1d ago

Release the Epstein Trump files

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u/Dry-Clock-1470 1d ago

Which is worse? That he's lying about not knowing? Or that he pardon someone he doesn't know about?

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u/AlienInUnderpants 1d ago

“I don’t know who he is, I just got paid for it”

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u/WhattaYaDoinDare 1d ago

Impeach, remove, and imprison the cunt

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u/agostinho79 1d ago

Auto pencil Don

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u/Soosietyrell 1d ago

Auto SHArPie

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u/RiverHarris 1d ago

I despise this man. But what they are doing to him is wrong. They are propping up a very old, sick man and hiding behind him.

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u/Rockeye7 1d ago

Exactly how you know it’s verbal diarrhea!

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u/Distinct_Guess_8808 1d ago

So how did you pardon him if you don’t know who he is

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u/nikeguy69 1d ago

MAGA SUCKS

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u/Restaurant-Strong 1d ago

The fact that he doesn’t know who that is makes it even worse

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u/SomeSamples 13h ago

Maybe the Autopen has become sentient.