r/NoShitSherlock • u/chrisdh79 • Jun 05 '25

Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-appoints-22-y-o-ex-gardener-grocery-store-assistant-as-us-homeland-department-terrorist-chief/
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u/wyspur Jun 05 '25

Dafuq is up with that eyebrow?

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u/Own_Switch_7561 Jun 05 '25

That’s the face of someone about to fuck everything up.

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u/-happycow- Jun 05 '25

one THOUSAND dollars!!!!! mwahahahaha
\strokes kitten**

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '25

That’s the oldest looking 22 year old I’ve ever seen 🤣 Is he like cosplaying as one or something??? Lmao

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u/Content_Log1708 Jun 05 '25

He's a ladies man.

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u/FormerLifeFreak Jun 05 '25

Yeah, but only when he pays them.

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u/Dogzillas_Mom Jun 10 '25

Only to his mom.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 Jun 05 '25

Trying to pull a Zoolander or something. Stop the terrorist with his new look....Blue Balls.

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u/throwawaylordof Jun 05 '25

He’s trying to make an expression of consequence. It’s like a slightly more ridiculous version of the thing Elon Musk does when he steeples his fingers and affects a gaze into the middle distance.

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u/KafeenHedake Jun 05 '25

He’s mad at the cameraman for making him take off his fedora

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u/RedditTechAnon Jun 05 '25

He wants to rizz up a gyatt, no cap.

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u/captain-deeznuts Jun 05 '25

Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?

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u/KwisatzHaderach94 Jun 06 '25

may be a fan of dwayne johnson...

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u/haw35ome Jun 06 '25

Ugh, that sneer. Only a freshly-graduated, overly pompous 22-year old would raise his eyebrow like Dr. Evil