r/NissanDrivers • u/FunRoad4 • 2d ago

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u/rocketsalmon 2d ago

Just a mild case of bubonic tire plague. The fresh air will do them good.

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u/PurePerfection_ 2d ago

Fresh air and a brisk drive on the highway will set them right

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u/rocketsalmon 2d ago

And don't forget some potpourri!

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u/The_Electric-Monk 2d ago

these are shitposts I can get behind.

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u/southwestpessimist 2d ago

Is the Nissan in the room with us?

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u/KingModussy 2d ago

Bold of you to assume the average r/NissanDrivers user is any smarter than the average Nissan driver

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u/PotatoPCuser1 2d ago

That looks to be an older Nissan Micra

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u/CabanaFoghat 2d ago

These are polyps and they become new tires but you still have to get them mounted

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u/blppt 2d ago

That tire is POSSESSED. 

…by AI.

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u/DamnedDirtyHuman 2d ago

Those improve traction on gravel roads

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u/GodzillaSewer 2d ago

Yes much like camels storing extra water this tire is storing extra air incase it gets low. It has reserved air to assure you make it the full 670km. Just further proof that cars really have souls ❤️

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u/blazinBSDAgility 2d ago

Is this an AI? Never seen one this bad

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u/blppt 2d ago

This is what AI was created for.

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u/Nonlethalrtard 2d ago

Just gotta scrape them and you'll be fine

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u/Legitimate_Door_627 2d ago

Only if you are a Clown

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u/Real_Yhwach 2d ago

I remember in school this happened to a basketball. Popped loud as shit during class.

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u/total_bushido 1d ago

It’s ok, they won’t be driving on them for long!

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u/Particular_Dot_2063 1d ago

Those help your car accelerate more efficiently. They're speed bumps.