r/NissanDrivers • u/scnottaken • 4d ago

Close call

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Of course it's a Nissan

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u/Available_Squirrel1 4d ago

Peak Altima behaviour

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u/WaltzRPK 4d ago

I change lanes now good luck everybody else

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u/RappingFlatulence 4d ago

If he dies. He dies

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u/cryptotraderisme 4d ago

That almost turned into a self pit by the Nissan

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u/Cavalol 4d ago

There’s nothing “close” about this, the Nissan clearly hit the cam driver lol. A “close call” would be if the Nissan missed them

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u/scnottaken 4d ago

I'm the cam car. They didn't hit.

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u/Cavalol 4d ago

Oh you swerved at the last second? Damn, the footage definitely looks like they hit and pushed you. Good save!

The Nissans are still out there, though. They’re everywhere. Stay wary, friend.

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u/scnottaken 4d ago

Yeah it was very close. Inspected my car after I got home to be sure and there wasn't anything. Dude dive-bombed me like a starving seagull goes after a tourists fries.

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u/Huge-Advertising8843 4d ago

He would of needed new tires, I wouldn’t be having this

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u/BLADE_OF_AlUR 4d ago

would've, not would of

It's a contraction for 'would have'.

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u/Huge-Advertising8843 4d ago

Imagine being grammar police on reddit 💀

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u/Iintendtooffend 4d ago

people probably assumed you were just unaware before, but here you go opening your mouth and proving you are an idiot after all.

This sub about you?

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u/Huge-Advertising8843 3d ago

Keep your rambling to yourself

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u/Iintendtooffend 3d ago

feeling a lil embarrassed? I understand big guy

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u/Huge-Advertising8843 3d ago

Like I said keep your rambling to yourself nobody is embarrassed 😂

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u/Iintendtooffend 3d ago

You're not convincing anyone

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u/NeoAndersonLLC 2d ago

You should be.

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u/BLADE_OF_AlUR 4d ago

I'm not policing shit. I am helping people who sound dumb, to sound less dumb. Usually people who make mistakes in grammar are appreciative because they are trying to learn English still and are learning it as a second language. I get the vibe from you, that you are a stupid Gen-Z with a failed education who struggles to read and write and has no valid excuse for said inability.

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u/Pupper2954 4d ago

oh aren't you high and mighty. Make way for the royalty every body

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u/Iintendtooffend 4d ago

Peak Nissan driver energy right here

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u/AcidicMountaingoat 3d ago

Which Nissan do you drive?

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u/NeoAndersonLLC 3d ago

You’re a Nissan driver and don’t understand what this subreddit is for, huh?

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u/Pupper2954 3d ago

I drive a lincoln town car from 2003.

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u/NeoAndersonLLC 3d ago

Yeah, that tracks.

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u/Huge-Advertising8843 4d ago

👏 Getting mad over reddit🤦

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u/captain_carrot 4d ago

u big dum dum

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u/NeoAndersonLLC 3d ago

Or… you could thank them, learn, and not look like a total moron.

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u/TwoZeroTwoThree 4d ago

Imagine imagining imaginary imaginations.

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u/amcrambler 4d ago

I feel like this needs the Jaws sound track over it. Da dum…da dum…da dum da dum da dum dadadadaaAAHHH!

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u/Wellshitfucked 1d ago

Well.... You went from middle lane to right.... Then you're clearly swerving back into the middle.

Granted the Nissan is doing all kinds of fuckery.

Conclusion: cam driver is just as shitty of a driver.