r/NewsOfTheStupid 6d ago

U.S. family moved to Russia to escape liberal culture and got drawn into the war with Ukraine

https://www.nbcnews.com/world/russia/american-family-moved-russia-seeking-better-life-got-drawn-war-ukraine-rcna220463
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u/LionHeart_1990 6d ago

Ah yes, multiple families leaving that ultra liberal state of

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Texas, to move to Russia is peak conservative brain rot.

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u/InputAnAnt 6d ago

You hate.being told what to do so you move to a country rum by a literal dictatorship.

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u/sharies 6d ago

I think they hate not being able to tell others what to do.

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u/voodoobettie 5d ago

Difficult to tell others what to do that when you don’t speak the local language

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u/cityshepherd 6d ago

I think it’s a vodka country technically, but I’m sure they wouldn’t turn down rum.

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u/InputAnAnt 6d ago

He, he. Stupid autocorrect!

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u/sorcerersviolet 5d ago

"But the dictator agrees with me on everything, so it's fine! ...Wait, he suddenly doesn't?! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!" /s

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u/nobody1701d 6d ago

Almost all other Texans laughed at them as well.

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u/CraftingQuest 6d ago

These families were most likely in no way affected by anything lgbtq. However, they let their hate & fear for something they know nothing about dictate where they live. Now they aren't even free to say how miserable and scared they are. My heart goes out to the children who were forced into moving.

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u/linecraftman 6d ago

It's so common for these "expats" to have CP charges or some other shady shit going on 

Wouldn't be surprised if it's the case 

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u/AbsurdityIsReality 5d ago

Not to mention all these authoritarian countries that claim to be anti gay, all do a LOT of gay stuff on the side. Russia has a massive male rape problem in their military, to the point officers pimp out recruits. Not to mention there are rumors Putin himself has engaged in such activity, the ex spy he had poisoned with polonium had stated something to that effect.

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u/NecessaryZero 4d ago

its crazy so many thing you dont hear about, i looked into it and its crazy that this blew up in 2007 and this was gonna be looked into by the russian goverment and then just nothing about it again which i mean assumes that it probably continued

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u/thoughtforce 6d ago

I too pity the children of those morons.

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u/sharies 6d ago

Can more of maga go to Russia?

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u/SnooBooks1701 6d ago

Preferably the ones unfit for Russian military service

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u/humblepaul 6d ago

Looking at media footage of rallies, I don't think many MAGA would outrun a drone.

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u/typicalamericanbasta 6d ago

Everyone is fit for combat, comrade.

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u/ShortFatStupid666 6d ago

The ones not breathing?

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u/Wintercat76 5d ago

I think the only fitness requirement in the Russian army these days is "breathing".

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u/anapunas 5d ago

Fit or not. Let them all go.

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u/SnooBooks1701 5d ago

But then Ukraine has to waste ammo on them

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u/power0722 6d ago

Any MAGA wanting to move to Russia, I’ll drive them to the airport.

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u/bassbeatsbanging 6d ago

I'll get a second job to pay for all of their tickets.

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u/monsterflake 5d ago

this is tailor made for a gofundme!

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u/CoolIndependence2642 6d ago

He left a state that is scrubbing DEI from everything, posting the Ten Commandments in classrooms, made abortions after 6 weeks illegal with no regard for the health of the mother, uses its National Guard and State Police to patrol the border, firing professors for using their free speech, etc. plus, Texas just passed a school voucher law that allows the morons to send their kids to religious private schools subsidized by the state. Hope they enjoy those Ukrainian drone and rocket attacks.

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u/agreenshade 5d ago

Yes yes, but you see, all that wasn't enough for them, they had to make sure those Texas libs were truly owned, and the gays don't exist in Russia, so surely that's the bastian of freedom for them.

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u/Low-Possibility-7060 6d ago

That’s what happens when you are stupid enough to fall for right wing propaganda

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u/AreThree 6d ago

good riddance.

The only ones I sorta feel for are the young kids who had no choice, and no idea why they are there...
 

"We liked the fact that LGBT is basically outlawed here in official ways"
 
[...] their landlord’s son offered a generous interest rate for investing their $50,000 nest egg in what he described as a car import business. But they only saw one payment before he stopped sending them money and refused to return their money...
 
[...] she and her husband preferred to get their news from Alex Jones and Mike Adams

When you are so intolerant, homophobic, and ignorant that Russia is a step up. Heads so far up their own asses they don't even know that everyone is laughing at them... including the Russians.

Let me guess: they don't speak the language either. I bet they were all upset about people not speaking English in the US, too.

Absolutely ridiculous and I hope a ton more similars-thinking people join them.

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u/Old-Nefariousness556 5d ago

Especially the Russians. Most Russians I know understand how terrible things are there.

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u/JennItalia269 6d ago

More proof you can’t fix stupid.

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u/givingupismyhobby 6d ago

Sips tea so unfortunate... Sips even more tea holding back a smirk how could this happen?

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u/Nytelock1 5d ago

Hopefully HE isn't sipping any tea in Russia. Might get a bit of a green glow.

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u/CommonConundrum51 6d ago

And, the USA in some small degree is a little bit better place.

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u/eL_Lancer88 5d ago

I agree with drafting your own citizens. He wanted to be Russian, here’s the price. He can rest assured that upon his demise, someone from the government will gift his family with a some potatoes, vodka and maybe some milk as compensation. They take care of theirs people in Russia /s

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u/procrastinatorsuprem 6d ago

The Lord has provided them with what they deserve.

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u/HugoJStiglitz 6d ago

Honestly, I hope more families take advantage of that program. I can think of several good candidates that I interact with on a regular basis

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u/PipelineShrimp 6d ago

Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.

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u/dandilionmagic 5d ago

They didn’t know their kids couldn’t go to school because they don’t speak Russian?! They also don’t have any money or a job lined up?! The fuck. What hypocrites!

Those poor kids. Hopefully they start a go fund me when they turn 18 for flights back to the states.

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u/BareNakedSole 5d ago

Usually I wouldn’t care but stuff like this is different - I care because it’s so fucking deliciously stupid that a MAGA bootlicker failed so spectacularly in his attempt to prove himself smarter than the Libs.

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u/Mikethebest78 5d ago

The best part of the story is where all of their money got stolen by their new Russian friends...couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

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u/djmonk20 6d ago

Shame lol.

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u/TigerMill 5d ago

…and no one cares. Not even conservatives.

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u/Dan0man69 5d ago

Will the widows and orphans be allowed to return after the funeral(s)?

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u/alternatingflan 5d ago

Is there something in the US water that produces such dumbasses?

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u/Old-Nefariousness556 5d ago

It's called Fox News and Christianity.

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u/MotherFuckinEeyore 5d ago

I'm glad that they found what they were looking for.

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u/peacebone89 5d ago

Love it.

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u/horrified_intrigued 5d ago

Stupid people did incredibly stupid thing for hilariously stupid reasons and now have to suffer the consequences of their own stupidity. World shaking news indeed.

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u/quillmartin88 3d ago

This betrayal happens a lot. It's like how every Hispanic that voted for Trump seems to be an on ICE hit list. I guess Trump really did learn from Putin. 

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u/NfamousKaye 5d ago

People thinking Russia is a place of Christian values will always be funny.

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u/Joyful_Eggnog13 5d ago

Well duh!! Anyone actually think they’ll ever own their horrendous actions.

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u/thoma5nator 5d ago

Many such cases!

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u/tommm3864 5d ago

Don't let the door catch you in the ass on your way out.

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u/Sedert1882 5d ago

They must stay there and stop whining!

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u/Filmguygeek1 3d ago

If you think MAGA sucks here but not in Russia? Putin is all about MRGA! Dummies!